Dear Slim
I wrote you but you still not callin', I left my home, cell and pager at the bottom.
I wrote two letters back in autum but you must not have got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or somethin',
Sometimes I scribble addresses to sloopy when jottle, but anyways, fuck it man, what's up how's your daughter?
I'm about to be a father too, and guess what? I'm gonna name her bonie*
I read about your uncle ronny too, I'm sorry, I had a friend who killed himself over some bitch who didn't want him.
I know you hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan, I got all your pictures and posters man, I even got the underground shit you did with Scam, I like that shit you did with ruffus too, that was fat.
Anyway, hit me back, just to chat, this is your biggest fan, this is stan.



* I can't work out why he says that, Slim's daughter's name is Haley.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

He refers to himself and his daughter as Bonnie and Clyde.
It's in the song of the same name on his first album, implying that Stan is indeed one of his biggest fans because he's heard it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

He's his biggest fan
because he knows a song of his first multi platinum selling album?

Seriously?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

It's Stan's implication...
and he doesn't seem balanced enough for you to getting yourself all upset about it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Oh, but I want to get upset on the internet
Tell me something I know is wrong and I'll castigate you for it in great depth.



Please?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

You know that Gonz?
He absolutely hates Subway.
Or that PsychoChomp? He's a bloke.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Meh, i've lost the rage now
I'm looking forward to a seriously meatilicious dinner tomorrow. I've eaten so much turkey this week I think some pork products will do me good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Pulled pork?

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I've already done that

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I saw that "Nailin' Pailin" video too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Oh I'm in a scary loop
or I'm standing between two mirrors.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I vote mirrors

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

You don't get to decide everything, you know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You obviously missed the memo about how I get to decide everything.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Oh we're all fucked now...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

HOLY SHIT - you have mirrors?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Oh wow, I've not heard that (I'm hearing it now).
Wow ! It explains so much in that song.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)