Mmmmmmis-Teeq! FOR GONZ
I'mma rap for y'all, without Google or Lyrics A-Z:

We had a happy environment, I put all this time in
I gave you my all and even met your requirements
Now you're goin out cheatin and you're coming home smilin
You can say watcha want but you ain't gettin this diamond.
HA! YOU TIP-TOED!
JUST KEEP YA ZIP CLOSED!
Thought you could take me for a ride,
If you knock on my door well you know we're gonna collide.

It's such a happy bouncy tune, 'til you realise Alesha is well cross.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:04, 126 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

shush it up.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I beg you stop!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

NEVER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hehehe
I had one of their albums... well, perhaps their only album... it was special.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I wish I'd bought it
Mis-Teeq are just like Crowded House.
You know more songs than you realise.
And hihowisyourlurgy??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Aww but Crowded House are ace
I'm good thanks, my lurgie is nearly gone, I passed it onto DiT instead!! Mwahahaha

How are you doing? Did you have a nice Xmas?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Shame you're not coming out to play on Wednesday.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

What's happening on wednesday?
Why aren't I invited, I'm never invited to these things, you're all mean I'm sick of being left out, I don't know why I bother with you lot.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Hahaha
*hands over tissues*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

It's just not fair

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I'm not invited either you cock. Shut up.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Niether of you lives in London.
Besides, despite a couple of b3tans being invited, it's not a bash.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I'm adding it to my bash tally

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Stop being naughty, you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I'm adding that to my internet sex with girls tally

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

But this one I'm still counting..
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I like how you're still counting, I've lost count.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I don't mind luv
It's that big baby Chomp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I'm so going to punch you in the tits.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

GO ON!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'M BUSY ANYWAY!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Busy looking at girls you'll never have sex with on facebook.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

No going to the cinema,
then back home to look at girls I'll never have sex with on facebook.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

C'mon chompy, we'll have our own bash.
With whores and cocaine and subway, and then we'll go on their facebook and reply "Oh man, she's quite cute for a tranny" to every single one of their facebook pictures, especially ones of their familys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Quickly ! Tell me an in-joke !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Lampshades

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

You can fuck off an' all!!
I don't get no whores no?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

You can come but you've got to bring your own drugs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

She can have as much amyltriptaline as I can ground up and put into her drink, if she wants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I don't do drugs
I'll just be all hyper and inappropriate on the wine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

That's the best way to be, you've got a low tollerance so only a little bit gets you high.
I got some whicked Haytch that you can have, it's like getting a hug from a hot waterbottle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Two Feminax on an empty stomach will do the trick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I gotta get me some of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

That's because you smell of bacon corn based snacks
and you're a bit crumby.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I'm warning you
You pocket-stuffing score-keeper
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

What are you gonna do?
Slice my parma ham nice and thin? Put all my olives in a small plastic container? Steal my hub cabs?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Fart in your sleeping bag then seal it up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Hey lovely!
It does suck. I feel bad for Chris because he is all lurgied up, but at the sametime I don't feel that sorry for him, he's off work and I'm in the office! Booooo!

Did you have a nice Xmas?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Lovely, thanks. Quiet, but lovely.
You?
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Jolly good, glad to hear it was nice!
Ours was good thank you, knackering, but good! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

WHO THE FUCK IS CHRIS!????

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Hahaha
Ahhh he's my other man, don't tell DiT
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Crowded House are ace
in exactly the same way that renting a room off Fred West is ace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

When you need an agressive opinion on music
Who do you call?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I'm here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

You're entitled to your opinion
even though its quite clearly wrong... oh and *ahem* do one etc
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

It was well nice hun!
Don't want it to end.
(The holiday season, not you or DiT's lurgy)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Hehe noted
I know what you mean, Xmas is over now... I sort of feel like I should take down the Xmas tree... its taunting me now with its NO PRESSIES UNDERNEATH IT!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I've left my opened ones under there.
I'll take it down New Year's Day.
I promise...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Dear Slim
I wrote you but you still not callin', I left my home, cell and pager at the bottom.
I wrote two letters back in autum but you must not have got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or somethin',
Sometimes I scribble addresses to sloopy when jottle, but anyways, fuck it man, what's up how's your daughter?
I'm about to be a father too, and guess what? I'm gonna name her bonie*
I read about your uncle ronny too, I'm sorry, I had a friend who killed himself over some bitch who didn't want him.
I know you hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan, I got all your pictures and posters man, I even got the underground shit you did with Scam, I like that shit you did with ruffus too, that was fat.
Anyway, hit me back, just to chat, this is your biggest fan, this is stan.



* I can't work out why he says that, Slim's daughter's name is Haley.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

f ph
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

He refers to himself and his daughter as Bonnie and Clyde.
It's in the song of the same name on his first album, implying that Stan is indeed one of his biggest fans because he's heard it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

He's his biggest fan
because he knows a song of his first multi platinum selling album?

Seriously?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

It's Stan's implication...
and he doesn't seem balanced enough for you to getting yourself all upset about it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Oh, but I want to get upset on the internet
Tell me something I know is wrong and I'll castigate you for it in great depth.



Please?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

You know that Gonz?
He absolutely hates Subway.
Or that PsychoChomp? He's a bloke.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Meh, i've lost the rage now
I'm looking forward to a seriously meatilicious dinner tomorrow. I've eaten so much turkey this week I think some pork products will do me good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Pulled pork?

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I've already done that

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I saw that "Nailin' Pailin" video too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Oh I'm in a scary loop
or I'm standing between two mirrors.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I vote mirrors

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

You don't get to decide everything, you know

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You obviously missed the memo about how I get to decide everything.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Oh we're all fucked now...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

HOLY SHIT - you have mirrors?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Oh wow, I've not heard that (I'm hearing it now).
Wow ! It explains so much in that song.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I just got cross with my Wii
as it made me lose Mariokart. I was doing really well until I hit a banana skin near the end.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

That is litterally the worst thing I've ever heard happening to someone, ever.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

could you rap for me now please?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

+c
Ooh, you're dirty, K.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

She likes it when you lay a nice Cleveland Steamer
right between her quivering jugs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

*laughs/cries/bokes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

She prefers it when it's a bit runny
and it's like a brown pearly necklace. I'm sure there is a term for that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

yeah, didn't ym originate the term?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

the Geordie Necklace, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Of course luv!
Ahem...
You've really got a nerve and all you wanna do is flirt
Love is just a word that you tell to all your birds
Does it give you any satisfaction to see the worst of one's reaction?
And this has never happened, it's my first love attraction
And what did I do to deserve this? Some days I feel all nervous
Please use the telephone service
I'm hoping that you heard this
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Where are you Baby?
We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy!
Why won't you tell me where you've gone!
Where are you Baby?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I fancy Betty Boo something rotten
and she was a credible MC when she was in the She Rockers


*cracks one off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Betty Boo IS SHIT!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Seriously dred...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

My wife had a pal who looked just like her,
but she took up with a junkie who shot her in the face and now she is deaded.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

How could anyone shoot such a HOT CHICK
in the face?

Kneecaps, shurely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

YAY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Bigger !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

*pointy bit, for now*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Oh man, it's tiny now =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Everyone is laughing at my tiny "chevron"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

==(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Best thing ever !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fixing

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I hated the girl
and predicted her death at his hands years before. Never have I felt so smug on hearing of her gruesome demise.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

That's very unpleasant

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Sure was.
Predictable AND unpleasant all in one easy to swallow capsule.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Says you!
You are walking unpleasantness
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel smug if someone I knew was murdered.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

You would
and you would text your whole phonebook, even her relatives.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

that shit be happening every day
on the Redways, nigga.

*pours out a drink for my dead homos*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

There are indeed, many dead benders

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

If someone you hated/dislked intensely was murdered,
you might touch your special place, by way of a celebration.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Why would you do that? Why? What's wrong with you?
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Wee !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

this one needs a reply

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

are you 'biting my style'?
I'm hoping the next B3tan you copy will be Raymond Luxury Yacht Solutions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'm thinking of making a comeback (for 'tis I..)
dunno dunno. being away made me see b3ta as pretty inane, although I can't stop lurking, dammit.

anyway, the username definitely needs working on.

and I had to go. I realised about 10 other good reasons (apart from posting embarrassing personal shit) after my account was deleted. good riddance. was causing real world trauma.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:47, Reply)

hah
thought I was posting a few minutes after you, but it turns out to be a few hours. there's a certain poetic justice in that almost no-one will see this.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:53, Reply)

I saw it!
But nobody at ALL will see this.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:21, Reply)

See what?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Nuffink guvnor

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:47, Reply)

She's still a purdy thang
Checkin' out ma Boo, Boo, Boo!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Woo!
C'mowwwn!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

now could you do something that I know?
how about sing a bit of backstreet boys?
I love a bit of backstreet boys
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Oh God you have brought back a very bittersweet memory, but just for you I'll see it through...
I DON'T CARE WHOOO YOU ARE *sniff*
WHERE YOU'RE FROM *sob*
WHAT YOU DID *wail*
AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME *has a breakdown*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I still neeeeeeeeeed you
I still caaaaaare about you
though everythings been said and dooooooooone
I still feeeeeeeel you
like I'm riiiiiiiight beside you
but stiiiiilllllll noooooooo woooord from yooouuuu *kills self*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Seriously dude
We gotta stop doing this to ourselves.
I was in a fine mood til you kicked all this off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Country maybe?
I should've been chasing you
I should've been trying to prove
That you were all that mattered to me
I should've said all the things that I kept inside of me
And maybe I could've made you believe
That what we had was all we'd ever need
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

But each tiiiime I go ooooout with someone new
You walk byyyy and I fall to pieces
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

how can you just walk on by without one tear in your eye?
don't you have the slightest feelings left for me?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oh Faith and Timmy!!
Here's some Trisha

This is me you're talking to
Me, the one who really knows you
Me, the one whose heart you've broken
Me, the one who was still hopin'
You might be missing me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Little Big Town
I'm gonna cry some
Then I'm gonna lay here and die some
All because I know there ain't no one else
Baby, if I can't live with you
Guess I'll have to
Live with lonesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Fucking beautiful
Right I'm off to get washed.
I hum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

CHEVRONS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Oh Gonz
I do love you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

=D
Right back 'atcha, just like cleopatra.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)