It's just not fair

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not invited either you cock. Shut up.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Niether of you lives in London.
Besides, despite a couple of b3tans being invited, it's not a bash.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I'm adding it to my bash tally

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Stop being naughty, you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I'm adding that to my internet sex with girls tally

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

But this one I'm still counting..
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I like how you're still counting, I've lost count.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I don't mind luv
It's that big baby Chomp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I'm so going to punch you in the tits.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

GO ON!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'M BUSY ANYWAY!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Busy looking at girls you'll never have sex with on facebook.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

No going to the cinema,
then back home to look at girls I'll never have sex with on facebook.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

C'mon chompy, we'll have our own bash.
With whores and cocaine and subway, and then we'll go on their facebook and reply "Oh man, she's quite cute for a tranny" to every single one of their facebook pictures, especially ones of their familys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Quickly ! Tell me an in-joke !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Lampshades

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

You can fuck off an' all!!
I don't get no whores no?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

You can come but you've got to bring your own drugs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

She can have as much amyltriptaline as I can ground up and put into her drink, if she wants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I don't do drugs
I'll just be all hyper and inappropriate on the wine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

That's the best way to be, you've got a low tollerance so only a little bit gets you high.
I got some whicked Haytch that you can have, it's like getting a hug from a hot waterbottle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Two Feminax on an empty stomach will do the trick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I gotta get me some of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

That's because you smell of bacon corn based snacks
and you're a bit crumby.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I'm warning you
You pocket-stuffing score-keeper
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

What are you gonna do?
Slice my parma ham nice and thin? Put all my olives in a small plastic container? Steal my hub cabs?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Fart in your sleeping bag then seal it up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)