Woo hoo the hottie mailman just totally told me he liked my hair
This must mean he's gay.

[insert home sweet home graphic here]
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:27, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is there such a thing as gay mailmen?
I know there are lesbian ones because there are some that work in my local sorting office.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:29, Reply)

sure, why not?
there's a lesbian one here too, she's well fit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Yeah! the few at mine are kind of cute.
Especially in their uniforms.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

she be lookin' good in the summertime when she's got a tan going on
ph-woarr
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Does she shit on your chest
if you ask her nicely?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I hate you and your disgusting accusations

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:58, Reply)

You're just angry because he's right

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Fortunately not.
If she's going to shit on my chest I'm not going to ask her nicely to do it. I'd hope she'd at least have the guts to bend me over and treat me like the bitch I am first.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:02, Reply)

He always pops up and spoils our daydreams with his lewd and lascivious behaviour.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:02, Reply)

here you go...

gay enough?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Maybe you have nice hair?
Or is that such a ridiculous statement that truly he must be a massive bender?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 9:00, Reply)