At work again
and ILL and have a stupid warning light flashing in my car and everywhere is filled with stupid people and I hate them all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:43, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

if only blaireau69 were here...
he/she could fix your problem with some sort of 7 point plan or something.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

A seven point plan on
how to hate blaireoueueoe69 even more than you thought humanly possible?

Fuck him and fuck his 7 point plans and fuck his stupid pretentious name
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

he/she's a twat.
worth hating.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)

This is highly confusing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:53, Reply)

what's so confusing?
blaireau69 (with his/her 7 point plans) is an utter cunt.
but would save the day with regards to the warning light cos blaireau69 is always correct on teh internet, even when not on the internet.
he/she could have this wrapped up in no time, i am sure.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

A bit of black tape over the warning light will sort that problem out
what doesnt kill your car only makes it stronger
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Erm, the 'stupid' warning light...
What is it trying to tell you? It might be important.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Possibly that I have no brake lights acording to the interweb
Braking is for losers anyway
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I am glad you don't live here
Or San Francisco
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

You're such a braking loser

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I can't even drive
But I want all drivers to be braking losers.
For my sake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I have a box of heroes and a coffee.
No warning lights either.

How do you like those apples?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I have a selection of posh-ish chocolate biscuits and a coffee
can I join you in smugness?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

go for it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

*sits back with shit-eating smug grin on face*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Mate
You've got a bit of shit on your chin, there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

"with a grin like a fox eating shit off a barbed wire fence"
I love similes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Has coffee and now wants chocolate.
*shakes fist*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

There's even white chocolate covered biccies in this selection
but I find white chocolate a bit sickly so i'll probably just leave those
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Marks and Spencer's chocolate biscuit selection FTW!
My mum had two boxes but I declined to take one knowing full well I would make myself sick if I did.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Very sensible
i've got to the "just...one...more" stage now, feeling a bit icky but wanting MORE
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I didn't sleep a wink last night, not a wink, I kept on watching Jamie Oliver videos on YouTube, I ended up watching 15 eppisodes of Jamie at Home, one after the other.
And as such, I'm currently making Eggy Crumpets with chilli, bacon and mayple syrup.

And I plan at somepoint in the near future to do deep fried rabbit parts in breadcrumbs with a beatroot balsamic thinggy and home made chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I got very drunk in work.
I actually have a headache, which is comforting, because I'd become immune to wine hangovers.
This headache means I am normal. Ish.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Hah, nice work.
This breakfast is soo good, I'm totally making it for you one day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Woo!
and not a prawn in sight!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Car Park for Women
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8432887.stm

I think the UK needs a car park for Dail Mail readers with a big Diana statue in the middle and some stuffed foxes and loads of CCTV and security and no hoodies allowed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

pink and purple to appeal to women's tastes
man, we are a strange race, us women
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Those crazy orientals with their crazy assed killing of mentaly disabled people and carparking spaces for women !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

consider also this
www.guardian.co.uk/society/blog/2009/dec/29/unnecessary-999-calls
People are going to start thinking we're irrational helpless nutters...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Ooo, and, GUUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-TED

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

A'right TGB?
We saw Kaol and Mel last night and Kaol was asking how you were. He's got no Internets. He was only carrying one knife so he's becoming rather mainstream.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)