NOBODY CAN COME TO MY HOUSE JUST TO DO A POO, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT IS NOT ON, I AM NOT HAVING IT.
IF YOU WISH TO SEE ME, FINE, THAT'S GREAT, BUT IF ALL YOUR WANT TO DO IS A POO, THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

just have a smelly bog
noone will visit for a poo, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Chap I saw at Xmas
back in Winchester used to be known as 'Daniel Dumpling' because of his regular habit of doing exactly that. He lived quite far out of town and would routinely stop off for a crap round people's houses on his way to or from the town centre.

He once knocked at our house asking if my brother or I was at home. Upon being told 'no' his next question was whether or not he was still able to come in for a quick dump anyway?

Priceless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)