Silly Ma'
Got showered and dressed, went out shopping, made some soup, dinner and desert for about 10 guests. All ready for New Years Eve. She put out all the crisps on the table, put out some nice candles, got herself ready, put on some make up, put on a nice dress.

Basicly, Spent the day running around like a blue arsed fly, getting everything ready.

She's now sitting down, bored, waiting for her guests to arrive, when she calls her best mate and says
"Come over early, we'll crack open the wine",
"I can't I've got people over tonight?",
"What do you mean? You're coming over tonight ! I've put everything out I'm all ready !",
"[mum's name], It's new years eve I'm coming 'round"
"yeah', tonight."
"That's tomorow"
".......ooooooh".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:36, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Seriously?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:49, Reply)

i did worry earlier on
that I'd got the day wrong and NYE was tonight

but I'm getting old and forgetful these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:50, Reply)

hah you cunt, are you standing me up tomorrow for your mams party then?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Hah, like fuck I am, Last and first HAWT D8 of the decade !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Right, I'm Audi, yo.
C-Yaaaaa.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:05, Reply)

Silly me
Half way through reading this I thought holy shit its new years eve I'm meant to be at my sisters for that.....What a fucking twat I am.
But at least she has lots of nibbles. :)(your mum that is).
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:27, Reply)