Congratulations!
Now I can check out babies clothing again without feeling like I'm a weirdo.

Did you know you can get wet look leggings for babies. I kid you not.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And heels which freaks me out

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I hope it's a boy. And we'll dress him like that.
And call him Bowie.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

you wouldn't punch a poor defenceless baby, would you Monty?
WOULD YOU?
I bet you fucking would - o! will no one think of the children?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:02, Reply)

A baby called Bowie, I most certainly would.
I would punch and punch until I could punch no more.

Then I would begin to kick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

That is sick
as in 'disgusting' and wicked, as in 'evil'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Just a little note, don't tell people that on your first date.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Don't tell them what?
That I'm a wierdo?
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:05, Reply)

That you get wet looking at leggings for babys.
It might be a bit off-putting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Oh my.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

oh, oh my, I totally read that wrong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)