WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Fuck knows. For the last 6 weeks or so I've had the chance to read for fun on the commute to work
but instead of taking books or magazines with me I've been watching films or tv shows that I wanted to catch up on.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I'm supposed to be writing my essay but I am failing to do so.
I might have to work in the library tomorrow so I can get some stuff done.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:52, Reply)

I can't concentrate in libraries. Too many people muttering under their breath and coughing.
My local library's shit anyway, there's always kids in it hammering away at the computers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:55, Reply)

hammering wanking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Pfft I mean young kids who barely know what genitals are
Their parents use the library as a creche while they fuck off to the yummy mummy cafe up the road
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:16, Reply)

fuck off to fuck the cafe up the road
.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:19, Reply)

you can't fuck a cafe.
...can you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I have a friend who tried.
He got tossed out for interfering with the cream cakes.

*Ninja edit*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:25, Reply)

huh huh
tossed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:52, Reply)

we could all work together to help write your essay
like consequences, a sentence at a time each
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I'm sure that would work really well. You start.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:01, Reply)

what's the subject?
A good start would be something like:

"considering the wealth of comment on the subject, it would be beyond the scope of this essay to commence with a full discussion of felching techniques, however, there is little written on the cultural impact that felching has had on our society and the people upon whom it has been performed"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)

the last line of my MA thesis was:
"A side salad of humour with your cultural theories, madam? Yes please, and with a vinaigrette of fantasy, if I may."

I think I went mad shortly before the end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Working from bed with a laptop's totally the way to go
I wrote a whole essay from there today. But then again, I haven't actually left the house in 2 days. My opinion may not be balanced at this point.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)

i love
writing essays, but I only do softy basket weaving subjects
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:08, Reply)

A tip:
Don't take electives about things you aren't even slightly interested in. Writing the essays for them is not good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:17, Reply)

OK what's the subject
we can help write yours too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:19, Reply)

It was about supply chain management
But it's done now. Monumental effort it took, but good to get it out of the way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:34, Reply)

wow
that does sound dull

did you manage to quote anything interesting and unrelated to the subject? Or get a rude phrase/pun worked into it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Not so much
Did manage a few good old cliches though. I would have put more fun stuff in if I cared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:40, Reply)

you've got to spend money
to make an omlette

a cliche if ever I heard one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)