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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thought I'd drive today much easier

Edit: and going to the gym at some point
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Just have a good trudge through the snow,
that's all the exercise I need.

Think I might be developing arthritis in my knees though. I woke up very stiff this morning.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:30, Reply)
*'morning stiff' joke anyone?*

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Thought that would wake someone up

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I wasn't going to swallow.
*taps foot*

*waits*
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)
That's a first

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Ah yes...
*checks watch*...there it is.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Quicker than me, but less offensive.

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I hear that's how women describe his performance too

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Bastard.
It was on the tip of my tongue, I just couldn't get it out in time.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I hear that's how women describe your performance too

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Well played sir

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:47, Reply)
I often hear women describing my performance that way
this could go on all day

(and like that)
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)
'Fnarr fnarr!'
'Snick snick'
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)
'yuk yuk'

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)
'Kyack kyack'

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Makes a fucking change
You chutney ferret.


How was that? OK for ya?
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Amazing isn't it...
...you wait days for a joke and all of a sudden two show up at the same time.

Tchah!
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I must admit mine was not quite as eloquently put as Monty's

(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I went to the gym last night
All of 7 other people there.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)

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