Car.
Engine light been on since October. I have covered it with masking tape and am hoping it will go away.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Vauxhall?
Just means it's due a service
( M o D, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Wow!
It is a Zafira!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Light on my Astras been on for two years now.
The garage wanted sixty quid to investigate, so I bought a cable off of fleabay and hooked the the thing up to a laptop. Turned out to be some incredibly minor fault. Relief all round.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You did the right thing.
turning the stereo volume up can fix strange noises coming from the engine.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

True dat
It's a tried and tested method. If you can't hear it, it can't break.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I find that the engine light in my car means "faulty engine light"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Or faulty eye-sight.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)