This freezing temperature bollocks
Is exactly that - bollocks. I've just been for a delightful walk through the local woodland wearing what I'd normally wear on top of the usual stuff if it's a bit cold - a jacket and scarf. I was fine.

And isn't it great how a ramble through the snow can clear your head. I had a very enjoyable time, until I realised that whilst singing along to Arcade Fire at the top of my lungs (for a good ten minutes) while I walked along the river, there was a group of people behind me the entire time. How I wanted the ground to swallow me up.

Anyone else have any singing in public horror stories? I have too many to mention.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:21, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you fat?
That's probably why you don't feel the cold.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No
Just rock hard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

*insert penis gag here*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

*inserts penis*

( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yes,
three years in karaoke-obsessed Japan when they've just released Titanic and all the Japanese kawaii girls want you to sing it all fucking night every night.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

People say to me
"I saw you at the traffic lights by the clock, talking away to yourself, didn't see me..."
and I say "Was I FUCK talking to myself! I was singing. Out loud."
Sod 'em. It brings joy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I only tend to sing in the lift at work
A few weeks ago I was right in the middle of bohemian rhapsody, air drums and all when the doors opened on one of the floors below... I was in mid-drum with my mouth wide open - I must have looked very special indeed.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Oh bless you, you're way more special than me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Hehe
It was a magical moment... I am now wondering if the lifts have cameras... shit... I remember doing an air-piano to Lovecats too... awww man.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

you are awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It is a fact.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Lies.
You're a proper mental.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah! not one of those pretend mentals that hang around here.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Ha piss off!
*snogs cat*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Hehehe
The good kind of mental though! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

haha I totally cover my mouth at stoplights so no one can tell I'm singing my heart out

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I sing hyms in the car.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I love singing hymns
It's Panis Angelicus at the mo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It's usually all things bright and beautiful.
Or whatever else I can remember from my school assemblies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I have to be plastered to sing kareoke, and once tried to do so at a bar where the machine was completely stupid
You know how the words change color when they're meant to be sung? Well, this fucking cunt of a machine listed the words in pink with them changing to an ever so slightly darker shade of pink. I really really couldn't tell when I was supposed to be singing.
SO, I stood there, looking at everyone in the bar...then looking at the guy running the gig...then at the screen...laughing. He must have restarted the song five times until I told him to sing it himself.
Woooooah embarrassment :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Wuthering Heights at karaoke.
Thankfully I was too hammered to realise the mic was off.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Coincidence.
I did that song at a bar in NYC with interpretive dance routine. After they refused to serve me any more drinks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)