I woke this morning
to the sight of new snow all over the place. That made me sit up in bed and look down at the cars to gauge how much had fallen.

Turns out that it was only about an inch or so deep. And it apparently stopped before my son went to bed, because there was a CDC on my windshield.

Little shit.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:18, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

See that's acceptable
it's when grown ups do it trying to be lol waki that it isn't.

I'M LOOKING AT EVERY! SINGLE! ONE! OF! YOU!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

...oh
*wipes cdc from window*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

you seem particularly intolerant today
why is that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Monthly KPI reporting is due but I have limited access to data.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

the whole of IT seem unable to get into their offices and sort out my citrix link either.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

That's because they're all outside
drawing cdc's in the snow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

that old chestnut
I hate KPIs. Although our clients don't call them that any more. can't remember the new term, but it definitely has Strategic in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Strategic Target Information
please god let it be that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it's not
not far off though. if I could be bothered I'd look for one of the forms.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm thinking about making some snowy stuff in my yard
dunno what really....not a cdc though...I live with lesbians...they won't appreciate my hard work
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

make a crudely drawn rampant rabbit
they'll love it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

personally I don't see the appeal of such things
perhaps I'll make a set of youthful pert breasts
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

What about
a couple of clams, jousting?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

you highly over estimate my sculpting skillz

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Whatever you do it can't be much worse than this pile of shit
that two of my friends made yesterday
photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs131.snc3/17874_235950937943_512432943_3303564_3817468_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

that is close to being the worst snowman I've ever seen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

It's close to just one of the worst things I've seen
Full-stop.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)

haha is that a character from Where the Wild Things Are??

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I thought it looks a bit like a goron from Zelda.
My comment was "Shitest snowman ever.
Unless it's a snow goron, in that case it's just one of the worst snow goron's ever."
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I like it, it's got character

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I suppose if you have to say something nice...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

isn't that how they wanted to build it?
it they wanted to make a perfect representation of the ideal snowman, wouldn't they have done so?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)

if it was by a 5 year old
I'd say it was cute

but it's not, so it's shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Two 26 year old women.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I'm suprised they can use crude tools.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

26 year olds
are such losers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)