Hah, nah', you'll LOVE it.
It's probably proper vintage, or slightly creepy, depending on what story I make up to go with it.

I got this thing with old shit I know nothing about, I make up my own stories, they're normally more fun than the real ones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a jazz mag

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)

a ye olde one
with naked fat lasses riding pennyfuckingfarthings in it and shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

and mandrills

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:33, Reply)

steampunk porn
brass fittings and sexy cogs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)

a coiled spring dangling seductively from each greased up tit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)

im not going up there, spiders and shit dwell in attics
dont tell me dont tell me i'll be round on thursday and it'll be a surprise
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)

It's a propper room, with floorboards and a train track and EVERYTHING.
But I'll understand if you just poke your head through, the ladder is a bit of a bitch to get down on if you're not used to them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

nah fuck all that, i think i'll watch a bit of telly or summat

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:45, Reply)