DIET COKE BREAK
Slaggy Secretary Sunday is hereby declared.
Diets, Freeview boxes, puddings and sweaty men getting whipped ONLY.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:12, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hooray!
Dons pencil skirt and pushes glasses to end of nose.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Womaniser-niser-niser-ugh-woman-umman-izer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

whenever i hear this i always picture that god of a man harry hill marching around in a syrup
and i touch myself a bit.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Hahahah
That secretary bit was modelled on me in our office, with the small men who stand on each others' shoulders to change the bulb.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

my office is full of sweaty engineers who slap, and weep

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Slapping and weeping...
My office stinks of wet tents and menopause
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

yay!
*releases hair*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

qotw is the only place im a girl you know

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Me too.
And sometimes behind the bar. For the tips like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

we're so alike its uncanny

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

*pushes*
I know!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:20, Reply)

It's the best place to be a girl.
We get validated and everything. All we have to do is mention our boobs and men flock to us.

If the guys down the pit knew about my alter-ego they'd take the piss something rotten.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

BOOOOBS!!!!
*makes snow fall off roofs*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I used to hate my boobs till I joined B3ta.
Now I realise how special they are.

I'm too sqiffy to carry on so I'm off to bed with my boobies.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Aw give them a hug and a kittum from me
I always loved my boobicles, even when they were tiny. They ain't gargantuan, but for a wee elf like me they're looking pretty big and juiceh.
All boobs are lovely, except Mariah Carey's.

Night BGB!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

the estrogen is thick in the air tonight

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Just watch it, pal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 22:12, Reply)

MISS YOU XXX

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)