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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just watched Terminator Judgement day and cried at the end.
It may be my hormones or it may be the wine but I'm turning into a right soft git. I preferred it when I was dead inside.

In other news, I was in bed by ten o'clock last night.

Woo! Rock and roll!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 19:43, 95 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
My freeview box has just crapped out on me. Not that there's anything worth watching at the moment, but it was nice having the option.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:03, Reply)
The incredibles are on : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:39, Reply)
get involved in dvds innit, im all over prison break right now, i cant decide what one i want more god i love it so much

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I did prison break last year, so it's a bit soon to watch them all again
Freeview's working again now, but there's nothing on, so I've gone for Mad Men instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:08, Reply)
im on my last couple of episodes...EVER
but on friday im securing supernatural series 4 those boys are made of sex
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Oh man, I actually cried at the last episode.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)
yer a few peoples said that but im confused, do you mean the one where it ends or the two eps after with the womens jail?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Oh I mean the very last one, with the women's jail.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)
cool, i ent seen that one yet

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Season 4
is brilliant. Season 5 is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 22:15, Reply)
dear diary, i cried at hotel for dogs the other night
nobody understands me

love rose xXx
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:44, Reply)
You sad fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:48, Reply)
i no :(
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Oh I understand you alright.
Go and stand in the naughty corner.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Can I go in the other naughty corner?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)
You especially.
You are a bad bad girl.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)
BURN IT AT THE STAKE

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)
No no no!
No burning. She must be cleansed of her sin.

Fetch the lube!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Liquid Silk!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:57, Reply)
i have to admit here, ive never been in the naughty corner in my life, im far too savvy to get caught

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Well I caught you now sunshine.
The game is up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Evening girls
I'm a mong!
I feel very odd but good but odd today.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Is being human on later?
Don't make me tv guide...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)
ahoy, 7lbs since weds here
GOD I COULD EAT YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:48, Reply)
That's half a bleeding stone!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:49, Reply)
yeah its fucking great!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Well bloody done.
Really though. I hate you and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Tell me your secret pleeeeeeeeeease.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)
THIS
bit.ly/6XbgD6

now and then i crave a burger or chips or pizza with jalapenos and mushrooms or a donner with extra chilli sauce no salad but some of those green chillis oh god oh god oh god

but its in my head, cos i ent actually hungry i just crave shit
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Oh I didn't realise it involved NOT EATING!
Argggghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:03, Reply)
eat only quorn, mushy peas, beans and pasta
for one week, and you will lose 5lb
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:04, Reply)
What about wine?
I can't stop drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:05, Reply)
you can have wine, but it will slow you down
I am running out. I'm drinking the cooking wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Classy as ever like

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Get out of our office, male!
Unless you want a whipping!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Not particularly
I'll just take this stapler and leave.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)
RUNNNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I have wine in a box.
Best invention evah!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)
How desperate when you're squeezing it at the end though!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I just tear it open and devour every last drop.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Like a cat with a bag of cheese n' onion

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:22, Reply)
nah only a week. and its fud, just squeezed in a joose

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Some don't care for it though
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/0007231474/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:54, Reply)
yer, fatties

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Is it rude to my neighbours if I hoover now?
I was supposed to Hoover at 11am, in my mind I said I would. I think I told Lu too.
I lied to myself and to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:49, Reply)
god just do it already, you'll ruin our fucking rep if you insist on good behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Yes and I'm not going to watch it because I didn't see the first series.
I'm not good with long term commitments so I prefer not to watch a series.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I'm the same.
I watch the first two in a flourish, then end up accidentally catching the rest, not in order, with sign language man in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Not only that, right now, right this instant, SUBWAY IS OPEN !
I had already credit crunched ealier today though, so I'll have to wait until tomorow to feast out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)
SOD OFF WE'RE GIRLING

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:52, Reply)
YAY ! LET'S GO !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Alright hubs?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I mean "Fuck off you thing with a penis!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:52, Reply)
listen to me, learn from me, one day we WILL rule

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Am I allowed to talk to strangers in chatrooms about filth, as long as I don't do cyber sex?
as long as it keeps me away from men like?
Because I'l be honest, that Biffy Clyro vvideo did for me today Rose...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)
no secrets between us girl, none at all
what biffy clyro video? share the wealth
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:59, Reply)
He's on a ship with no top on
and he's getting proper murdered. He's tied up and bloody and sweaty and getting whipped. Really lashed. He's proper wincing while he's singing. But he takes it, you know, because he's strong. Or maybe he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:01, Reply)

*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Isn't it though Blousie!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Excuse me while I nip off to you tube for a moment.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:07, Reply)
WHERES MA LINK

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:08, Reply)
aaaaah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Evn9MiIuqM
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:08, Reply)
If they'd done this a few years ago I'd be more interested, but I'm over my pirates thing now
Is this from the new album by the way? I haven't heard it before
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I quite like the song too
It's not even the pirate thing. It's the pure whipping and wincing and sweating and that.
Yeah new album.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:13, Reply)
cor
i always imagined the biffys to be massive bearded zz top cunts
how i was mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:28, Reply)
That video should be banned
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)
meh, they've got their shewaaaalf in the clooooset

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)
*bawks*
Roght, I'm off to paint me nails and not Hoover.
T'rah luv.

SEEYA GIRLS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)
LOVE YOU MISS YOU XXXXX

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)
'ello Facehugger !
Not to bad thanks, the chips are down but my horses are going to come in any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Arghh hahahah I forgot about that deformed fadge thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)
I'm not proud that's it's come to this but...
does anyone know why I'd need a trivet/heat proof saucer in a pan I was cooking a pudding in? Couldn't I just boil it?

Currently I have pudding, a desire for pudding and no way of cooking pudding :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Shit dunno...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:00, Reply)
perhaps it'll oven cook

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:02, Reply)
DIET COKE BREAK
Slaggy Secretary Sunday is hereby declared.
Diets, Freeview boxes, puddings and sweaty men getting whipped ONLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Hooray!
Dons pencil skirt and pushes glasses to end of nose.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Womaniser-niser-niser-ugh-woman-umman-izer

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)
whenever i hear this i always picture that god of a man harry hill marching around in a syrup
and i touch myself a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Hahahah
That secretary bit was modelled on me in our office, with the small men who stand on each others' shoulders to change the bulb.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)
my office is full of sweaty engineers who slap, and weep

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Slapping and weeping...
My office stinks of wet tents and menopause
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)
yay!
*releases hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)
qotw is the only place im a girl you know

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Me too.
And sometimes behind the bar. For the tips like.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)
we're so alike its uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)
*pushes*
I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:20, Reply)
It's the best place to be a girl.
We get validated and everything. All we have to do is mention our boobs and men flock to us.

If the guys down the pit knew about my alter-ego they'd take the piss something rotten.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)
BOOOOBS!!!!
*makes snow fall off roofs*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I used to hate my boobs till I joined B3ta.
Now I realise how special they are.

I'm too sqiffy to carry on so I'm off to bed with my boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Aw give them a hug and a kittum from me
I always loved my boobicles, even when they were tiny. They ain't gargantuan, but for a wee elf like me they're looking pretty big and juiceh.
All boobs are lovely, except Mariah Carey's.

Night BGB!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)
the estrogen is thick in the air tonight

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Just watch it, pal

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 22:12, Reply)
MISS YOU XXX

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Comedy male post ahoy
who says qotw is full of men panderin' the women? This is getting postively lesbotic.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 23:40, Reply)
I cry at most things
The Smiths
Enjoy the Silence by Deepeche Mode
Scrubs(!)
Desperate Housewives
Whenever I feel depressed
And a whole bunch of other stuff, the list is endless.

I used to be a rock. But now I'm a timebomb of tears.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 2:32, Reply)

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