pretty much hate you for no good reason over here right now

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:40, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hello

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)

prick

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)

no offence

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)

None taken you shitcunt,
when are you going to be a double BAD PARENT?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

may

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Do you think you would have developed a bit of musical ability by then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)

no:
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_luv2lol.mp3
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

You should have a few more kids then pressure them into forming a band.
You could "manage" them and that would almost like you had talent, almost.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:56, Reply)

They could be the next Hanson

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Only more asexual.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I'd give them a fucking sexual

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Hooray!
How are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

In bed with a nasty cold
cough, snorting and spluttering. And now the snow has melted my mrs has gone to work and so can't fetch me lemsip and tea.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Unlucky
Got any whisky?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I hate whisky

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Can I have it, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

i still read your name as at the george

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Good
I take it your bug eyes still aren't working properly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

They let you off the naughty step now?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

No
I deleted my account and this is actually Blaireau69 using my old username.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I mean his old username.
I've obviously been drinking too much, and it's only 10am.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You need more INDIGNANT rage IN CAPS!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I NO WOT U MEAN U FACKING PEEDO NONCEY NONCE PEEDO PONCE NEED!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I'm confused ; /

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Don't be, it's all okay
everythings going to be just fine.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

You have no idea how soothing that is.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Imagine I'm stroking your hair while I'm saying it
and that you're holding a big steaming mug of tea.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I hate you for starting this pointless and frightfully gay thread
right now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

*stands behind Monty and looks menacing*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

twat

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Have you had a wee bottle of commotion lotion?
Or where you sexually assaulted again at he weekend?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

unlike many here
i am not an uncle-fucker
in or out of my honda accord
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Positively Wildean, congratulations.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

he's a published poet don't you know.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

ha!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

He's like a kind of online Pam Ayres

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

He's fucking brilliant actually.
look at some of his best of stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/colfat.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

that's amazing
whoever did that should be really proud and that
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

and this
www.b3ta.com/board/8075617
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

you seem to the b3ta interactive index

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

1 go to search
2 choose your posts by popularity
3 Make yourself a cocktail
4 change the "me" to any other usernumber
5 browse anyones most popular posts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I don't care enough to do that many steps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Wow! you weren't wrong : /

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

SILENCE YOUR MENTAL FATNESS IS SHOWING

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Perhaps,
But I know a load of shite when I see it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

and I had a letter in playstation magazine once
TAKE THAT!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I once wrote a letter to FHM
but they didn't print it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

one of my mates has met Gaz Top
I therefore win hands down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I got my article published in the Portsmouth and Southampton Mini Owners Club quarterly newsletter.
FUCKING STITCH THAT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I once had sex with the cousin
of Chris Packham from the Really Wild Show.


You're dreaming, pal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What was his name?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Derek Packham, why?
Not you too?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

pfft that's nothing
After I left a place where I used to work, Phillip Schofield's brother got a job there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I used to think that Piers Morgan went to my secondary school
but according to Wikipedia he didn't.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Jack Dee went to mine. And my 6th Form college.
So did Colin Firth.

COME AND GET ME, HOT CHICKS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm Spike Milligan's grandson.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

and as such I have had lunch with Ronnie Corbett on many occassions.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Did Chris Packham watch from a hide and commentate?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Yes. Yes he did.
I'm starting to think Derek Packham's slept with everyone on here. How else would you have guessed that?

I feel dirty and used.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I once had a Chinee meal
sitting across from Jon 'Wurzel Who' Pertwee. He fairly lashed into the gin and tonics and the chow mein.

For afters he ordered a 'cup of tea and a slice-o-cake', he made a right mess. Then The Crowman came and marched him into the Tardis.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Now you're certain that this was not
all a dream.....?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It had dream like qualities, for sure,
but I knew it was real when i vomited half a crispy aromatic duck into a basin a few hours later.

YAY FOR GREED!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:26, Reply)

You were at a Harvester wern't you

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)