twat

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you had a wee bottle of commotion lotion?
Or where you sexually assaulted again at he weekend?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

unlike many here
i am not an uncle-fucker
in or out of my honda accord
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Positively Wildean, congratulations.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

he's a published poet don't you know.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

ha!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

He's like a kind of online Pam Ayres

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

He's fucking brilliant actually.
look at some of his best of stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/colfat.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

that's amazing
whoever did that should be really proud and that
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

and this
www.b3ta.com/board/8075617
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

you seem to the b3ta interactive index

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

1 go to search
2 choose your posts by popularity
3 Make yourself a cocktail
4 change the "me" to any other usernumber
5 browse anyones most popular posts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I don't care enough to do that many steps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Wow! you weren't wrong : /

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

SILENCE YOUR MENTAL FATNESS IS SHOWING

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Perhaps,
But I know a load of shite when I see it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

and I had a letter in playstation magazine once
TAKE THAT!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I once wrote a letter to FHM
but they didn't print it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

one of my mates has met Gaz Top
I therefore win hands down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I got my article published in the Portsmouth and Southampton Mini Owners Club quarterly newsletter.
FUCKING STITCH THAT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I once had sex with the cousin
of Chris Packham from the Really Wild Show.


You're dreaming, pal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What was his name?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Derek Packham, why?
Not you too?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

pfft that's nothing
After I left a place where I used to work, Phillip Schofield's brother got a job there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I used to think that Piers Morgan went to my secondary school
but according to Wikipedia he didn't.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Jack Dee went to mine. And my 6th Form college.
So did Colin Firth.

COME AND GET ME, HOT CHICKS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm Spike Milligan's grandson.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

and as such I have had lunch with Ronnie Corbett on many occassions.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Did Chris Packham watch from a hide and commentate?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Yes. Yes he did.
I'm starting to think Derek Packham's slept with everyone on here. How else would you have guessed that?

I feel dirty and used.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I once had a Chinee meal
sitting across from Jon 'Wurzel Who' Pertwee. He fairly lashed into the gin and tonics and the chow mein.

For afters he ordered a 'cup of tea and a slice-o-cake', he made a right mess. Then The Crowman came and marched him into the Tardis.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Now you're certain that this was not
all a dream.....?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It had dream like qualities, for sure,
but I knew it was real when i vomited half a crispy aromatic duck into a basin a few hours later.

YAY FOR GREED!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:26, Reply)

You were at a Harvester wern't you

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)