My cunty aunty
snorts and clomps while eating and also picks her nose in the mirror.
It makes my mum cry. I mean actually cry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can she not find her nose without a mirror?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

She looks to make sure she's 'got it all'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Actually I think I might join her.
That is repulsive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

it would honestly be better for everybody if she died.
She's thinking of having IVF.
If she bred it really would be a travesty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

*stares*
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

What's wrong with picking your nose in the mirror? Or does she make amusing yet disgusting designs on the mirror once she's finished excavating?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

In front of the family?
Looking up your big Clancy Wiggum snout and snorting?
In the dining room?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Well if you're gonna keep reflective surfaces in the dining room then you're just asking for trouble
Put them all in the bathroom and tell her she's not allowed to go digging for green gold anywhere but in the john.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

She's been naughty-stepped by my dad for a while anyway
And when she's allowed back in my mother's house, she's not allowed even a thimble of booze.
As soon as she reaches for it she will be collar and belted out again. Again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Do you actually keep thimbles purely for boozing purposes?
I can imagine you with a giant silver tray, (stolen naturally) and an array of thimbles on it, striking woeful hands away. NO YOU'VE FAKKING AD ENOUGH YOU CAHNT. SIT YER ARSE DAHN AND SHUTIT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Mother! Fetch the thimbles and the Aussie White!!
We're gonna have ourselve a right knees-up!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

r0o0o0o0ota has wall to wall mirrors everywhere, so I hear.
WINK
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

And ceiling!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

And floors too

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

WHEN WILL SCIENCE MAKE A SUITABLE MIRRORED BED COVERS !??!?!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Just imagine trying to launder the things though. That's enought to put me off.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It'll be more entertaining, watching it go around and around in the washing machine, than most of ITV's chanels at any given point in time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

For shame
What age is this swamp donkey?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

it's 38, almost 39

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)