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Why must people chew so fucking loudly?Discuss
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:31,
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because they're slack-jawed bad-sinused cuntsEDIT ^
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:32,
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Because they want to watch you spew(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:34,
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my dad and my brother actually disgust mebecause they make so much noise while eating.
My family is totally responsible for my biggest pet hates. Being late, and being noisy when eating.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:34,
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Your family is responsible for my biggest pet hates toobeing really ugly and stealing my rubbish out of the bins.
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You spelling disgusts me. HARD(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:37,
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wtf are you talking about fool?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:41,
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This post's title is brought to you by the letters a, d and nin that order, dude!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:44,
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apparently subtlety does not work on me today(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on your none so ninjaific edit. You are full of fail my friend(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:43,
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god I'm an idiotto make matters worse, I almost spelt god wrong...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:44,
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*hands it over*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47,
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No good until he can help himself.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45,
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And he'll probably try and fuck its gills(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:49,
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Because people are scumnow get off my lawn
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:34,
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It's a class thing.That's what mater told me, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:37,
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My cunty auntysnorts and clomps while eating and also picks her nose in the mirror.
It makes my mum cry. I mean actually cry.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:39,
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Actually I think I might join her.That is repulsive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:41,
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it would honestly be better for everybody if she died.She's thinking of having IVF.
If she bred it really would be a travesty.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42,
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*stares*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42,
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What's wrong with picking your nose in the mirror? Or does she make amusing yet disgusting designs on the mirror once she's finished excavating?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:42,
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In front of the family?Looking up your big Clancy Wiggum snout and snorting?
In the dining room?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:43,
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Well if you're gonna keep reflective surfaces in the dining room then you're just asking for troublePut them all in the bathroom and tell her she's not allowed to go digging for green gold anywhere but in the john.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45,
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She's been naughty-stepped by my dad for a while anywayAnd when she's allowed back in my mother's house, she's not allowed even a thimble of booze.
As soon as she reaches for it she will be collar and belted out again. Again.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:46,
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Do you actually keep thimbles purely for boozing purposes?I can imagine you with a giant silver tray, (stolen naturally) and an array of thimbles on it, striking woeful hands away. NO YOU'VE FAKKING AD ENOUGH YOU CAHNT. SIT YER ARSE DAHN AND SHUTIT.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:48,
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Mother! Fetch the thimbles and the Aussie White!!We're gonna have ourselve a right knees-up!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:49,
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r0o0o0o0ota has wall to wall mirrors everywhere, so I hear.WINK
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:46,
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WHEN WILL SCIENCE MAKE A SUITABLE MIRRORED BED COVERS !??!?!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:51,
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Just imagine trying to launder the things though. That's enought to put me off.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58,
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It'll be more entertaining, watching it go around and around in the washing machine, than most of ITV's chanels at any given point in time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:09,
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Being annoyed by people lessens when you stop being stuck up.That, or when you just don't care about anything any more.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45,
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But then what kind of society would we be?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:46,
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Yeah', exactly, a 'happy' one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50,
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I've eaten in Subway several times and the quality has lessened over the years. I'm grateful that there isn't one terribly close to me because my mind would forget while my nasal passages linked the smell of stale bread to good times of old and force meto order more of the turgid crap they sell.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52,
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In Australia Subway is nicerI ate one here once while I was drunk, and surprisingly I found it quite unpleasant, and given that I will eat kebabs the next day, that is quite a feat.
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Even the ones in America are nicer than the ones here. And the cunt insisted on putting mustard on it instead of mayonnaise(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55,
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That's bleakcant I just bottle it all up deep inside? What's the worst that can happen *reaches for sniper rifle and guide to Britains tallest towers*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50,
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IT'S ABOUT GOOD MANNERS.I think noisy eating is a culteral thing too. Lot's of other countries positively demand it.
But that's johhny foreigner for you. Dirty bastards.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50,
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To me, a completely silent meal is a bit like completely silent shag.It's creepy and wrong, at least put the telly on or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52,
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At least you got some though eh?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53,
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What's wrong with a silent shag?Sometimes it makes your brain feel like it's going to burst out of your ears. But in a good way. Not like an aneurism.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54,
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I like to put something on in the background, a good audio book or something, in case I get bored.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:02,
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The wedding's offHow dare you imply that you would be bored mid-coitus mith me!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:05,
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It's just as much for your benifit as mine.There is nothing more sexy than James Whale on a rant about the congestion zone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:08,
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You would say thatIt's the only shag they allow in the Fucking Library.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:44,
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WELL IT'S BETTER THAN BANNING IT TOTALLYLIKE MOST PUBLIC PLACES!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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But in some cultures belching is a sign of appreciation of your food.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53,
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Just goes to show there are some parts of the world that learnt nothing from our subjegation of their race.What a waste of time that was.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55,
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It's too good for 'em.Then they get free meals.
WHICH THEY EAT NOISLIY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58,
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But they'll pay it back in hard labour, their wives being fucked every which way to Tuesday by the White man and a distinct lack of respect from all other ethnics who would sneer at their eating habitsThey can't win really
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:01,
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You've convinced me.'Bring back slavery' it is. A sensible practice from a more civilised age.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06,
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I've heard that in some culturesmisplaced apostrophes and misspellings like 'culteral' are punished by hanging.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54,
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I've heard that in some culturesDavid Bowie is revered as a god
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:57,
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I've heard that too.The same goes for Phil Collins.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:00,
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Nah, that culture died when he made BusterThey all joined the Bowie worshippers
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:01,
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You Can't Hurry Lovewith not one, but THREE Phils!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06,
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Phil Collins is god
just look at that beard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10,
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He divorced his wife BY FAX.What. A. Cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:27,
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Yeahget with the emails Phil
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:30,
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yeah. The 80s are OVER, Phil ffsI think I might Telex him so he knows.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:34,
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WoahI missed everything
goddammit
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10,
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This has made me sadderthan finding a spider in a donut
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:30,
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