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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
To me, a completely silent meal is a bit like completely silent shag.
It's creepy and wrong, at least put the telly on or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52,
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latest was 16 years ago)
At least you got some though eh?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53,
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What's wrong with a silent shag?
Sometimes it makes your brain feel like it's going to burst out of your ears. But in a good way. Not like an aneurism.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54,
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So true you said it twice.
Edit - Wha?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55,
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You just shut it
You ain't seen nuffink
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56,
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I like to put something on in the background, a good audio book or something, in case I get bored.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:02,
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The wedding's off
How dare you imply that you would be bored mid-coitus mith me!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:05,
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It's just as much for your benifit as mine.
There is nothing more sexy than James Whale on a rant about the congestion zone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:08,
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I'd congest your zone!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:12,
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You would say that
It's the only shag they allow in the Fucking Library.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:44,
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WELL IT'S BETTER THAN BANNING IT TOTALLY
LIKE MOST PUBLIC PLACES!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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