After discussing it at the weekend with my BFF, I just found a copy of Shoot em up in my newsagent for 99p
Got back to my flat and the postie has been with my Bravissimo catalogue. CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?

Alternate question: what superhero death match would you like to see? You're allowed to make up superheroes if you like, but you have to state their power, weakness and what colour cape they wear. Why? Because I fucking said so.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:15, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The mrs got hers a few days ago
I got smacked round the head shortly afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Bwa hahahaha. Were you being lewd?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

She pointed at a swimsuit and suggested
she would be getting one for our honeymoon. I deliberately misunderstood and asked if she was referring to the model wearing the bikini. Head smackage ensued.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

She should get Pg 27 or 29
I would!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I saw shoot em up, it was a good if forgettable film.
That is a bargain though, I would have snapped that up if I'd seen it.
edit: Which one's bravissimo?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Midrange fancy pants

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

So semi nudity and shopping, every womans dream.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

In fairness
most men like it too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

They should be holding brushed aluminium gadgets.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm not actually going to buy any of it, far too poor at the moment, I just like looking at the pictures

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I bloody LOVE
Shoot Em' Up!

Its one of my top ten action films of all time - I love a bit of mindless violence with car chases and lots of explosions! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm sure I watched it last year, just can't remember most of it. Gonna put it on now :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Its ace, its ace, its ace! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I remember he kills someone with a carrot... and there's a baby in it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

He kills two people with carrots in the film
There is also a baby in the film - quite a big part of the very simple plot! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Oh, and there's a prostitute or something?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Yep
I'm suprised you don't remember her and only her, seeing as shes stunning and all!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

There are a lot of beautiful women in the world, I can't remember them all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Must try harder.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

One step at a time,
one step at a time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

In the carrot?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

yes, it's a very sureal film.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Hehe
In the film, not in the carrot! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You kids and your films...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

you're thinking of that episode of Bugs Bunny
where the midget gangster dresses up a baby and hides in a pram to avoid detection - but hilariously smokes cigars, etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cat Man versus Buttered Toast Man
Cat man's cape would be a cat.
Buttered Toast Man's cape would be some buttered toast.

They would both leap from a window and see who landed the worst.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Buttered Toast Man
would totally come off worse, Cat Man would probably land on him!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

...then lick the butter off the toast and pad away casually

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Exactly
Probably whistling... the cheeky so and so.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I saw "The Hulk vs Thor" yesterday.
Thor is such a silly cartoon.

I remember there used to be cartoons with all the marvel charactors against each other, and if you saw it while watching X-Men (for example), it would be from their perspective. If you saw it from Fantastic Four, you'd see theirs.

It was awesome.

I'd like to see a big mash-up of all of them, over 5 or soo films, all from different angles... even a few of them from the bad-guys angle, which shows why they're like the way they are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Apathy Man versus Normal Woman
He has the powers of an omnipotent god, she the attributes of a normal woman.

His weakness is his apathy. Her's, an inability to understand that having a go at an omnipotent god could land you in hospital. He wears the mighty cape of shrug, in a blinding beige hue. She has a cape of fear, which she thinks makes her look a bit chubby.

The result of the death match is a draw.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Haile Berry vs Julie Newmar...
...travel through time to fight each other naked (in olive oil) for the rights to the catsuit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)

That's a great flick.
The prostitute is Monica Belluci.

He severs an umbilical cord by shooting it.

And the things he does with carrots...

Gas movie altogether!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

is Bravissimo the one for ladies with a more generous bosom

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:53, Reply)