I'M A TRANFORMER I CAN TRANSFORM!
FROM A ROBOT INTO THE NORM!
I GO FROM DG TO SPORTSCAR IN A FLASH
OPEN UP YOUR FANNY AS I SPEED INTO YOUR GASH

WHEEL SPIIINS AND GUITAR SOOOOLOS WEEEDIDIDLEWEWEEOOOOW NNEEEEEWIDDLY WIDDLY WEEEE!!

Morning Gonzo. I just kicked a dog and it sicked a rainbow.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I watched this show you'd love last night, called Strutter, with Paul Kay in.
It's basiclly You've Been Framed with a load of swearing and sick videos, and a ton of coke.

I used to know Paul Kay quite well, let's just say he knew his role well.

The best bit was "What's the difference between [band] and McFly? One got busted for charlie, the other got charlie from busted".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I've seen Strutter before, it's quite funny.
I like his accent in it. Yoooo Fwucks!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

YOOOOO COCKSUCKAS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

if you like that then watch this. it's on 4oD
www.channel4.com/programmes/star-stories/4od#2918548
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Did he join McFly?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I think he means Fight star.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I think you know too much

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Oh =(
Damn, I should have waited 10 minutes before texting everyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Just edit your post and I'll delete my answer
then everyone will think you're down with the kids.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You'll have to delete these posts to make it look like nothing happened.
And people, ie, me, might need an whaaamublance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Paul Kaye was quite funny as Dennis Pennis,
but Strutter is hilarious.
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)