Mornin'

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:42, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hi

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:43, Reply)

How are things?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)

s'alright.
You?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Surprisingly alert for a Tuesday morning
It won't last.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Alrighty Al?
How's the old *whistle* going?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Well,
you know it's *waggles hand from side to side" but the old *elbows in the ribs* is pretty *winks and clicks tongue*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Nice one !
I think I've managed to sort myself a job at the cab office again. I think it'll be a proper role, like doing their IT stuff and all that.

I heard a wicked expression in a book I'm reading [something like] ".... he was furious that she gave him a round of applause, he'd best get down the clinc straight away and get some cream."... a round of applause, as in, the clap.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Hi there

Good news, my team totally won the pub quiz last night and I had to stand up to answer the tie break question.

*smugs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Awesome !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I know!

i never win the pub quiz, and there were only 4 of us so we got a tenner each which paid for the evening.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I used to go to a pub quiz every tuesday but it's stopped now.
boo hoo.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)

But why?
Everyone love s pub quiz, unless there is that really clever team that wins every week and ruins the fun for everyone.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

The pub quiz girl changed jobs and no one else seemed that bothered about it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

That's us
but this week we only won by 1 point. It was very tense.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

You should go on that show with dermot Mernahagn (sp)

and those egomaniacal tv game show winners.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I think we win more because
the other people in the pub aren't all that bright. Apart from our close rival team, who are on a similar intelligence level to us. It's good though, it keeps it interesting, but not frustrating.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I come last every week

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

ok
but how do you do in the quiz?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I quite fancy finding a local one now, I don't think I've ever been to a pub quiz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

They are fun, good way to kill a weeknight

the worst part is thinking of a team name, everyone expects you to be funny...

eg: Quiz Akabusi, Quiz on my face, The Pirate Hookers etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:01, Reply)

We change ours each week
Keeps it fresh and original. We are so down with the kids.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Totally stealing my username thing there.
=P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

We were the Designated Drinkers
It would all go swimmingly until the "current chart music" round where we would be crushed by the spotty chavs in the corner who knew that and sport.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

the best one I've ever heard is
Quizlamic Fundamentalists

did someone on here come up with that, or was it my brother?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Roota's weekly quiz and bingo resumes on Sunday!
Come see the best quizmistress and lady whistler in the NorthWest!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Mornin' r0o0o00o0otah !
Hah, you'll make my pub the hit of the west-end.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I so will
I wink as I hand over the change
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'M A TRANFORMER I CAN TRANSFORM!
FROM A ROBOT INTO THE NORM!
I GO FROM DG TO SPORTSCAR IN A FLASH
OPEN UP YOUR FANNY AS I SPEED INTO YOUR GASH

WHEEL SPIIINS AND GUITAR SOOOOLOS WEEEDIDIDLEWEWEEOOOOW NNEEEEEWIDDLY WIDDLY WEEEE!!

Morning Gonzo. I just kicked a dog and it sicked a rainbow.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I watched this show you'd love last night, called Strutter, with Paul Kay in.
It's basiclly You've Been Framed with a load of swearing and sick videos, and a ton of coke.

I used to know Paul Kay quite well, let's just say he knew his role well.

The best bit was "What's the difference between [band] and McFly? One got busted for charlie, the other got charlie from busted".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I've seen Strutter before, it's quite funny.
I like his accent in it. Yoooo Fwucks!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

YOOOOO COCKSUCKAS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

if you like that then watch this. it's on 4oD
www.channel4.com/programmes/star-stories/4od#2918548
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Did he join McFly?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I think he means Fight star.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I think you know too much

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Oh =(
Damn, I should have waited 10 minutes before texting everyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Just edit your post and I'll delete my answer
then everyone will think you're down with the kids.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You'll have to delete these posts to make it look like nothing happened.
And people, ie, me, might need an whaaamublance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Paul Kaye was quite funny as Dennis Pennis,
but Strutter is hilarious.
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Good morning
How is everyone this fine day?
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Morning
I am feeling the effects of giving up on exercise the last 2 months or so. My motivation is zero. Must try harder..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Same here...

I know I'll feel better, sleep better and generally be happier if I go to the gym and yet, meh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I find sometimes it helps if you do judo kicks, kung fu slaps and karate bows when you're in bed and make your Spitfire cockpit duvet go everywhere
Then get up and scream at the nearest bird outside and then throw some towels around and spit on the carpet. DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

If you get aroused then lie on your tummy and get your mum to tread on your bum, that will stop your broom-on and then you can chase a dog and french kiss them as training.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Book yourself a skiing holiday
and start getting your Hindu Squat on:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPSVpo4mzNI
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:22, Reply)

This year will be the first time in 22 years

that I won't go skiing/snowboarding, I simply can't afford it, list passes are £200 now!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)