The worst date
I went on was with a guy who worked at the Halifax. I had to go there everyday with the banking for work so I couldn't really avoid him. Eventually he bugged me for a date so much I figured I'd go out with him just so he'd shut up (romantic huh). We ended up around the corner at a cinema and he had an argument with me because I wanted to pay for my own ticket. Then he refused to let us see an action film so we ended up watching Enough which was a crap film with Jennifer Lopez in it. I lost my brain somewhere in the two hours it took for the film to finish and then we went to the pub. I didn't drink as I had to drive, he fell off his stool and grabbed my boob, then I told him nothing was going to happen between us and then he cried and told me he loved me, then got drunk and told me he was also in love with a girl he worked with. I encouraged him to ask her out and legged it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And then you married him...
sorry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

HA!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Hehehe
Bless DiT. I met him in a hotel lobby and we spent about 3 hours chatting, then my sister turned up and we got hammered and he went on his merry way. I met him for lunch the following day (complete with massive hangover) and our love grew from that! Hehehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Aww bless :)
I know the real story, but I wont share it around the interwebs ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Hehehehe
DiT always tells it as he gradually wore me down - which is so romantic! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

That's why I got a little confused with the above story. I should work on the playing hard to get thing, seems to have worked in your case :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hehe
For me that's the only time its actually worked in my favour. Also I wasn't so much playing hard to get as I was frantically trying to stop one of my friends from falling in love with me whilst trying to start a relationship with DiT!! Mental!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I met him in a hotel lobby was a high-class prostitute touting for business.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

it does sound that way...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'd make a crap prossie
Regardless of how much I was paid, if the guy had a tiny penis I'd find it very difficult not to laugh and say 'what's the point' or 'where's the point' for that matter.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I met him in a hotel lobby
Your real name is Nikki and I claim my five pounds.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Oh Flim
I wish your life had been a 70s sitcom. It would have been my favourite. I'd have voted for it in all those polls :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

It does sound like there's a good script in that little encounter
*considers plagiarism*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I think its been done
Third series of the Liver Birds.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I was thinking of that very show

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Are you Carol or Sandra?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Well I'd like to think of myself as Sandra, obviously.
But more likely Carol :(

I live in the next street from where that was set.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It should have a blue plaque or something.
Which it probably did until somebody robbed it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Don't worry
There'll be a blue plaque outside mine one day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, Reply)

And it will say:
Here lived Roota.
Ambassador of all things scouse.
That left a legacy to support the local cheese industry, thus saving dozens of jobs.

Sadly missed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

*sniffs*
You missed out 'Best Lady Whistler in the North West'
*sniffs*
Gos I was amazing. Thanks Bumblebee.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

There would be a little canary inscribed on the plaque
and a dozen honest urchins would whistle Colonel Bogey on your Birthday.

Which I hope is not the same as mine, cos I know it's coming up soon.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

A canary! Perfect!
*narrows eyes* 7th..?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

3rd

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Same as my friend
Friends on 1st, 3rd, 4th, Nana on 5th but she died last year so that's good, Friend on 6th, me on 7th, friend on 8th, aunty on 10th.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Aquarians are weird.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

We are
But in a really brilliant way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Yep.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Are you good at accents?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Sometimes?
Where's this going?

Is this some strange aquarian trait I never realised existed?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yes.
Only met two who are not good at them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Briefly

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I'll have it painted on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Hehe. That was the first date I ever went on
I'm surprised I wasn't scared off for life!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ah, the old fall off the stool grab boob trick.
50% success rate.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Indeed
It did not work on that occasion.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Shame, chicks usually dig that shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Haha you'd know. Has she replied yet?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Snugglesacks?
No she hasn't... I'm sure she searches for her username, so I'll mention here THAT SHE SHOULD REPLY TO MY GAZ BECAUSE I LIKE BREASTS
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I like breasts

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I think everyone should gaz her telling her to reply to me because I'm "pretty groovy"
not you though becky, you'll probably say something to put her off.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Yeah, like the word 'groovy'.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUSLY I'M TAKING THIS POTENTIAL RELATIONSHIP!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I think you're probably right.
She sounds great anyway - big tits, motorbike, not afraid to gaz the mods... Sounds like you're made for each other.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:13, Reply)

but why wont she reply to me eh?
*shakes fist at god*
*collapses in tears*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Big tits, motorbike, mod gazzing
Are we sure it's not blaireau in drag?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

He's a big tit, he doesn't have big tits.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)