Go on Literotica and read some badly-spelt filth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That is such a chicks porn site.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I get more aroused by the ones with proper grammar and spelling.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

me too.
All I want to do with the illiterate ones is get out a red pen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

and stick it up your...
I don't know if clunge or arse would be funnier, you decide.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

clunge is always funnier

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

'Clout' isn't used nearly enough.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm quite a fan of........
Clopper
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Cock-holster.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

My sister has signed up for medical research.
She gets a paid-for holiday to test anti-diarrhoea patches. She's considering signing up for the vaginal pessaries research as well, announcing to my family at the dinner table last weekend "if I can shit in a bag for research, I can have stuff stuck up my hole."

She thinks I'm repressed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

And all for the good of science...
...she is quite a girl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

They're chicks ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I quite like it

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

The number of incest stories alarm me.
Alarm me a lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Yes
I can't say I find 'Step-daughter stories' to be a particularly arousing genre either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Or cousins.
I know it's the same genetic risk as having a baby over the age of 40, but YEUCH.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I don't mind siblings
I have no siblings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

What, stories about siblings fucking?
I just...no. Would not want to read that, not least flick the bean over it...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

No i just mean it doesn't bother me
because I don't know what it is like to have a sibling. Much less get it on with one.
I did love Close My Eyes, but that would have been naughty anyway, just because it was so illicit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Ooh I'll have to have a look
Possibly NOT when I'm in college though :)

I've never wanted to die more.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's not porn
Film on Four!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Oooh a film?
I want to watch The Devil's Backbone, but I think I'll cry myself to sleep after it.


Here's one of the lovely child stars...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Didn't work :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

It's just a recent porn fad,
you can make a normal porn film, just pretend they're related and suddenly it's all "super naughty" pretty genius if you ask me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

But it's WEIRD
Ooh, we were also talking about fetishes last night too. Last night was excellent, apart from the puking and the smoking of almost an entire 19deck...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Yes it is weird, but there's a big market for weird in porn.
If you don't like it don't watch/read it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

The comment I was making is when I went on, looked at the highly rated/most read
the vast majority of the ones on the first page were incest.
I just don't understand the appeal :(

Not that I read porn often, or watch it at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

that and trannies seem very popular.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

As a lover of girly men
I could see the appeal, but it's not my personal preference.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

When I used to read lezzie porn there was a story about a threesome with a mother and daughter.
EW!
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

aw man that is horrible
I'd rather watch someone blow vomit up a minge with a tube than read that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Ha!
I just clicked 'I like this' - I'd just like to make it clear that I don't actually like this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You bloody do
You clicked it, you liked it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

*awards roota filth of the day medal*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yay!
(that's a good thing, right?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yup
But I am going to have to ask you donate it back to the Church
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

God damn you, woman!!
*hands over*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Sportsman's Double
Bleh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)