What's with all these newsy links?
If I wanted news I'd go to a news site but I'm here because I want filth! FILTH!!

Give me some filth. *rubs thighs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:13, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I could do with some filth
as my own supply of filth appears to have dried up whilst his mate stays for a couple of weeks..........

Send me some filth now
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Hello fellow milton keyneser
Yes I was talking about phat pasty a while back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

great aren't they!!
so did you make it to work today? I couldn't get out of bastard town to get near A5 or bypass..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Yep, I can walk to work.
easy as.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

hmmph
not impressed - but I would still rather live where I do than actually in MK........ :-)
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I live in campbell park, it's one of the best parts of MK.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I love that place.
I didn't realise how quiet it was for the centre of a city. Have you moved then?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Nah, the end of next month.
Just up the road though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Sweet.
On your own or sharing?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Sharing hopefully, haven't fully decided on the flat yet though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:31, Reply)

A5 was completely fucked this morning.
From Towcester to Stony to MK. Nightmare.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I could probably spare some of the soil surrounding my potplant.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Soiled nappy
I'm sure I can dig out a shitty nappy from the bin if thats of any use
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I haven't showered
For nearly three days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I've been known to it with the lights on.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Showering?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

obviously not typing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Cunt!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

She is at that

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Our binmen haven't been for almost three weeks.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

no no no
not THAT kind of filth dears.........proper smutty sexy filth is what I want
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Jane Blonde - DD7
Not that filthy but quite good fun
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZJqqrr6jk
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Go on Literotica and read some badly-spelt filth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

That is such a chicks porn site.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I get more aroused by the ones with proper grammar and spelling.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

me too.
All I want to do with the illiterate ones is get out a red pen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

and stick it up your...
I don't know if clunge or arse would be funnier, you decide.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

clunge is always funnier

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

'Clout' isn't used nearly enough.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm quite a fan of........
Clopper
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Cock-holster.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

My sister has signed up for medical research.
She gets a paid-for holiday to test anti-diarrhoea patches. She's considering signing up for the vaginal pessaries research as well, announcing to my family at the dinner table last weekend "if I can shit in a bag for research, I can have stuff stuck up my hole."

She thinks I'm repressed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

And all for the good of science...
...she is quite a girl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

They're chicks ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I quite like it

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

The number of incest stories alarm me.
Alarm me a lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Yes
I can't say I find 'Step-daughter stories' to be a particularly arousing genre either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Or cousins.
I know it's the same genetic risk as having a baby over the age of 40, but YEUCH.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I don't mind siblings
I have no siblings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

What, stories about siblings fucking?
I just...no. Would not want to read that, not least flick the bean over it...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

No i just mean it doesn't bother me
because I don't know what it is like to have a sibling. Much less get it on with one.
I did love Close My Eyes, but that would have been naughty anyway, just because it was so illicit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Ooh I'll have to have a look
Possibly NOT when I'm in college though :)

I've never wanted to die more.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's not porn
Film on Four!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Oooh a film?
I want to watch The Devil's Backbone, but I think I'll cry myself to sleep after it.


Here's one of the lovely child stars...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Didn't work :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

It's just a recent porn fad,
you can make a normal porn film, just pretend they're related and suddenly it's all "super naughty" pretty genius if you ask me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

But it's WEIRD
Ooh, we were also talking about fetishes last night too. Last night was excellent, apart from the puking and the smoking of almost an entire 19deck...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Yes it is weird, but there's a big market for weird in porn.
If you don't like it don't watch/read it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

The comment I was making is when I went on, looked at the highly rated/most read
the vast majority of the ones on the first page were incest.
I just don't understand the appeal :(

Not that I read porn often, or watch it at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

that and trannies seem very popular.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

As a lover of girly men
I could see the appeal, but it's not my personal preference.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

When I used to read lezzie porn there was a story about a threesome with a mother and daughter.
EW!
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

aw man that is horrible
I'd rather watch someone blow vomit up a minge with a tube than read that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Ha!
I just clicked 'I like this' - I'd just like to make it clear that I don't actually like this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You bloody do
You clicked it, you liked it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

*awards roota filth of the day medal*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yay!
(that's a good thing, right?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yup
But I am going to have to ask you donate it back to the Church
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

God damn you, woman!!
*hands over*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Sportsman's Double
Bleh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Beware. Severly NSFW
(from links)

www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, Reply)

HAHAHA!!!
NO, NO, NO....ARGh..NO...STOP!!!!!"

"Be calm Jean, I'm just cleaning you from the sins you commited, only cutting off flesh that made contact with that pig over there on the ground!!!"

With his eyes lasers. Scott burned patches of Jean's skin and cut off them. He saw all that and got very proud of himself. He started to lick Jean's exposed raw flash with much lust and desire. He them put his fingers inside Jeans exposed flesh on her nipples, and rottated his fingers, causing Jean much pain andsorrow.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

The "suck a red hair, tastes of cotton fields" or whatever it was
(I never want to read that again) was amusing.


It just gets worse and worse and worse til it's not funny any more :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Aaarrrggghhh!
Had that not had the running commentary to distract from the horror of the content I'd have found that highly disturbing!
(bill, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'm at work
sounds hilarious though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)