Point of order: the Queen doesn't.
Anyone suggesting otherwise is committing treason and will consequently be sent to the Tower.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I retract my previous statement
out of respect to her Maj.

*salutes*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

You're lucky I have connections at Windsor Castle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Aunt Irene still works at the gift shop then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

In truth
my brother's godfather is one of the Queen's chaplains.

Not funny, but 100% true...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:24, Reply)

"one of them"?
How much spiritual advise does she need? She is C of E! Religion lite.

For fucks sake. Sooner we get rid of these in-bred sponging, German cunts the better.

(No offense to Bro's Godfather.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I heard she has a special mole on her arm
that distends, puckers and evacuates ingots of the blackest jobby you are EVER likely to see.


/ross noble
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

it is then collected
and sold for enormously high prices

It's known in the trade as black gold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

it's spelt 'Nurble'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Or 'Cunt'
depending on your tolerance levels
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

'Cunt' it is, then, my mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

is that where she shits?

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)