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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey Fatties it's looking shitter then ever with the attention seeking.
In 2010, what are the goals for QOTW?

/Talk is much, much better than QOTW, and /Talk is very shit.
In which ways do you attempt to gather ground. I am here to help.


Yours,
Internet Hero, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:21, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Why does BGB hate me JMG?
:(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Who's BGB?
..and how could they dislike you?
Is it all very serious for these people?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I don't hate you.
But pity really isn't strong enough a word to express it either.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Ah..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)
You see JMG?
:(

You're used to this sort of thing, where do I go from here?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Outside.
You'll return in roughly three hours to find the argument has continued regardless.
Several internet knights have stepped in to help the female in the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
*firm handshake*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Dons internet armor!
fails to make any difference and gives up
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
POOP POOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
more stories about breasts is goal number 1
we are also seriously considering branching out into different vehicles of vengeance
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I always thought the Vauxhall Vectra would be a suitable candidate.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
it is a fact
that vauxhall's are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
a lot of people do
they have broad-reaching appeal and will be a vital asset to the enhancement of QOTW's appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/treasuredpossessions/post157763
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
she will be our new Queen
and Chompy our King


I can't believe I hadn't seen a single one of her posts until today...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Christ on a fucking bike.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)
And some people WONDER why I take the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Not me, old boy. Not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
If she ever deigns to reply, then yes I'm sure she will be yours

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I had to look that word up, good work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Ha ha I just saw your request for everyone to gaz her. I'm sure she'll be really impressed

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Of course she will, and everyone will be complimentary about me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Tell me exactly what to say
(I'm just an ignorant merican and don't know how to impress Englih ladies).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Whatever you want as long as you mention that she should reply to me and I'm great.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Ok:
"Pychochomp is a bronze god with a 12 inch cock he knows how to use. Gaz him immediately or you will regret it for life." (How is that?)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)
That'll do but it'll get her hopes up far too much.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
she'll be so overwhelmed by the quantity of gazzes that she won't be able to resist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)
That's how you get women... spam.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
well, as confident as I am in your success
I do have to say that it remains to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

..........
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Ha *steals*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Aaaah,
but what about spunking on the ravaged chest of a double mastectomy patient. I'm sure they would appreciate the attention.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
^This.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)
My goal for 2010
to have penetrative sex with a lolfattie I met from the internet *crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Bum, clopper or throat?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I don't know
whatever's easiest for someone who's never done it with a lady before
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
All three, in that order
Then it comes out clean and shiny.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Quality reasoning. Hopefully I won't get drunk and suggest it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Help a brother out
www.b3ta.com/talk/6628385
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
totally gazzed her

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
You're all my personal army.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)
you should start a facebook group
get people to sign up to b3ta so they can gaz her on your behalf
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Ha ha, no I think too many real life people know my b3tan name anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
you are right to worry about that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Good Lord!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I'm using b3ta as a dating site, I hope you approve JMG

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
YOu have an ugly fetish?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Beauty is about how often you mention your breasts to strangers,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)
hola JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)
In Costa Rica. I was celebrated and high fived by many, many people.
I'm a hero in many countries.
In New York, I could not finish a Big Mac Meal, however.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)
why would you want to?
gross
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
More Dogs on the internet
More Girls to join the Donkey Gums Fan Club.

No Popeye lookalikes allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Is there ANY stopping DG in 2010?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)
NNNNNNOPE

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)
The chronicles of my shitting habits
will no doubt enhance this place. I hope it has the blessing of JMG, without which I will surely crumple up and die.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Feel free to fart.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Regular fans of my work know
that feeling free to use my pooper is largely the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
We're also going to be bringing some /talk patrons down to our level
Unfortunately Maffers has already felt the call of internet chivalry and leapt to the defences of jenpots on the other thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
*chortle*
He's a funny little monkey.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)
link?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I can't get it to link to a specific OT reply, I gave it a try, but no success
give me a tip and I'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
It's all here
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post612767

Roughly half way down the thread
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
There is a way but I've forgotten it.
Maffers is shit anyway. not worth your effort.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
he's stopped arguing now.
I've lost interest
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I think he must have realised you were enjoying it too much
and then he buggered off.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I like to think it was telling him he was a big spastic that did it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I very nearly posted
BRAVO underneath that because I thought it was sheer genius... but I didn't want to mess with your flow! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Have you gazed snugglesacks yet?
I'm expecting a good gaz from you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I've sort of missed all this so I have no idea what's going on
Who are you asking me to bother and why... then I'll think about it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I sent the wonderful snugglesacks a gaz saying I liked breasts and she hasn't replied to me.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6628385
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I take it she posted something about her breasts then
on QOTW and you replied 'I like breasts'... or are you just seeking out girls now and telling them you like breasts!?

EDIT: Or are you gazzing her simply because of her username?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
She talks about nothing except her breasts, she even managed to mention them in the phobias /qotw
and posted a picture of her breasts in her profile.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=63636

I can see us being very happy together.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Ahhhh
I understand now! Hmmm... I'll have a think and see if I can come up with something nice to send. I'll tell her how wonderful you are! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Yeah try to keep your hatred for me in check while you're writing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Will do skip
I can't make any promises though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:40, Reply)
What an epic failure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
That whole thread is fail,
now go gaz snuggle sacks for me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
yes, yes it is
I honestly had no idea that it was a joke. Thought there might be some kind of performance art, or diversionary tactic thing going on...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)
will do.
Should I sneak a cheeky cock-pic in there for you? It's fucking huge, I could tell her it's yours - a little preview of what she's gonna be getting...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)
No, lets not get her hopes up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Plus Ed's probably beaten you to it.

(TheColonel, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

to it off
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
this place,
is actually significantly better than talk. i like it. i have never been here before but it is actually alright, unlike talk which is basically just friz being a dick and dave trouser et al being /b/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:26, Reply)
SSG. CONTROVERSIAL OUT LOUD.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)
i don't see how this is controversial to anyone.
i imagine even the types who make the internet tedious realise in their hearts that they aren't contributing anything to anyone. i know i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:19, Reply)

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