ok, this is a good one that happened but please excuse how i say it as i am on sedatives and a bit brainwonky.
I was in the pub with friends, and a stranger was trying to chat up one of us all night. Later on, two of our group were outside snogging each others faces off. The stranger said to me "cor look at them, makes you sick don't it" to which i responded "you're telling me, she's my wife" at which point the male snogger, a terrible man, stopped snogging his missus and said "it's okay, she's my sister" the stranger ran away, and our friend whom the stranger was wanting a piece of was most upset with us and our incredible wit.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)

i am of course lying about who said what,
but the story itself is true.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)

WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Clendrix I need a poo
but I've already had two poos today, does this mean I have a poorly tummy? I don't want a poorly tummy as I'm going skiing tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Talk about a brown run.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:02, Reply)

you may just have eaten too much.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I want to go skiing once, maybe me you and clindrix can go?
I saw a film once about skiiing, and because the first guy finished so fast compaired to the second guy, she then did other things to the second guy.

It all looked like fun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Are you fucking mental?
Well yes, I suppose you are.
I have tried skiing. It now resides in the past forever.
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I've never been.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skiing
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Two poos but how many cups?
You'll be fine. Try not to ruin the snow.
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:09, Reply)