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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want to be a lion when I grow up

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
i keep roaring at people
i can't help it

I'm a compulsive lion
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:02, Reply)
LOL
*spits wine at pooter*

*tries desperately to think of moar related puns*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I knew this bloke what sold lions.
It wasn't his mane income, but he did a roaring trade nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:06, Reply)
That said...
the business was his pride and joy...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Until the elephants came and stamped all over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:10, Reply)
He just looked and went
"tusk, tusk..."
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:11, Reply)
i knew someone with seagull dating site
got a couple of good shags, then took a tern for the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I think I knew the bloke.
Wasn't his name Cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:20, Reply)
yeah
he's been fishing for more business lately

/weak
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:22, Reply)
this bloke walks into a bar with a zebra
says, "A pint of bitter and a whiskey chaser please - same for the giraffe."

oh wait...no, that doesn't scan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Awesome show,
I can highly recommend it!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:17, Reply)

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