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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I knew this bloke what sold lions.
It wasn't his mane income, but he did a roaring trade nonetheless.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:06,
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That said...
the business was his pride and joy...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:07,
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Until the elephants came and stamped all over it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:10,
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He just looked and went
"tusk, tusk..."
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:11,
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i knew someone with seagull dating site
got a couple of good shags, then took a tern for the worst
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:15,
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I think I knew the bloke.
Wasn't his name Cliff?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:20,
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yeah
he's been fishing for more business lately
/weak
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:22,
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this bloke walks into a bar with a zebra
says, "A pint of bitter and a whiskey chaser please - same for the giraffe."
oh wait...no, that doesn't scan.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 0:07,
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