Ayup, did you miss me?
Just spent a wonderful few days in Vegas and had a blast, including seeing a show called Bite which is basically hot vampire chicks with their tits out.
Oh, and I can highly recommend Lion King.

As you were.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:27, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like tits.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:42, Reply)

fucking vegas you having a fucking laugh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:42, Reply)

i am ambivilent
about tits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I want to be a lion when I grow up

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:48, Reply)

i keep roaring at people
i can't help it

I'm a compulsive lion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:02, Reply)

LOL
*spits wine at pooter*

*tries desperately to think of moar related puns*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I knew this bloke what sold lions.
It wasn't his mane income, but he did a roaring trade nonetheless.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:06, Reply)

That said...
the business was his pride and joy...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Until the elephants came and stamped all over it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:10, Reply)

He just looked and went
"tusk, tusk..."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:11, Reply)

i knew someone with seagull dating site
got a couple of good shags, then took a tern for the worst
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I think I knew the bloke.
Wasn't his name Cliff?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:20, Reply)

yeah
he's been fishing for more business lately

/weak
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:22, Reply)

this bloke walks into a bar with a zebra
says, "A pint of bitter and a whiskey chaser please - same for the giraffe."

oh wait...no, that doesn't scan.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Awesome show,
I can highly recommend it!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:17, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:55, Reply)

They were very nice breasts.
Although I did keep up a running commentary of "fake, real, real real, definitely fake"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:18, Reply)

No and ... dear god no
unless you have any breast information to share, in which case I am all ears, because I do like breasts. I like them with my ears and winky.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Um, excuse me. We need to talk.
As you live in California, you are not allowed to say: Ayup. That is only allowed in New England. If you persist in such flagrant violation of common custom, I am not sure what will happen to you.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:10, Reply)

i thought it was a yorkshire thing.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Nope, Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.
Any Brits using it just want to be like us.

(Of course I've never been to Yorkshire but as I live in an isolated hick community in a small state in the middle of east jesus no where, I of course know everything and am completely closed minded)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:15, Reply)

oh!
okay then...
*backs away*
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Did you ever see the movie "Deliverance"
"Squeal like a pig boy"
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:29, Reply)

You got that soft mouth.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:32, Reply)

de da ling de ding de ding de ding.......
da ding de ding de ding de ling.........
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 0:03, Reply)

It's a Yorkshire thing,
and I'm from Yorkshire originally. So there. You yanks got it off us.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:17, Reply)

It's actually really strange how many people up here believe it is only something people who were born
here should be allowed to say. They can get down right angry if they think a "flatlander"* is trying to speak like them.

(*Flatlander: someone whose great great grandparents were from here and for whom the four or five generations of inbreeding that occurred before they got good roads generally lowered the average IQ about 50 points).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:20, Reply)

you sure a flatlander isn't someone who lives in a two dimensional world?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatland
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Nope, after all of the maple syrup, there aint too many flat bodies up here.
Had to read that in graduate school. Had an interesting but rather strange Brit professor with two PhD's teaching a philosophy of science class and he made us read it (among many other similar books) to show how our perrception of things is controled by our environment, training, what we area taught, etc,., etc,., and so on.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:32, Reply)

really that is interesting

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:45, Reply)

zzzzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, fell asleep reliving those days (actually it was interesting, the book sucked but the concepts were very valid).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:47, Reply)