I got a mug for christmas,
brought it in on monday, it disapeared on wednesday.
scumbags.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What kind of mug?

i got a mug teaching me how to do "the caterpiller"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

It's a boring Stig from top gear mug.
It's black though so it doesn't look so shit when I spill coffee over the edge.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Is it in the shape of his helmet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

huh huh
'helmet'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

some vacuous bint broke my mug
then argued that it was hers because it was purple, despite it clearly having Natwest written on the side which was where I'd nicked it from when I worked there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You had access to tens of thousands of punds and you stole a mug

you mug
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

stealing money from a bank is not that easy when you are working there as a temp
I also stole a clock though. that's got to count for something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah I thought as much, back on the game for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Hehehehe mug theft
Its rife!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I have an awesome colour changing mug
that goes from black to white with a frog on. People enjoy watching it change colour and as such make me more tea woo-a-woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

That is pretty amazing!
One of the guys where I work is referred to as The Tea Monster - he has a mug the size of a bucket and it just says 'TEA MUG' on it in massive letters!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)

this is why
I keep my mug in my desk drawer and don't let the spactastic cleaners get their hands on it. I currently have a Dilbert mug which has a strip about the boss not needing to make a fresh pot of coffee when he finishes it. Prior to that it was a Histon FC mug that was presented to me by the chairman of the club.
( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Who are you, fucking Craig David?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Re-e-wind.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

That's below the belt Monty!

I am not a fat talentless R&B reject from Southhamton.

I am a fat talentless advertising reject from Slough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

How to read replies, a PsychoChomp guide.
When reading something on b3ta draw an imaginary line from the left of the post upwards until it hits another post. The one you've just hit is the original post.
Putting a ruler against your screen may also help.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

But what if the post is higher upperer
than my screen is tallerer?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Not you, dear boy, Chompy
He was the one who brought in a mug, lost his fucking mug on Wednesday, they were making love on Thursday...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Ah, yeah the peril of having a tiny window for work purposes

B3ta lives in a world just 7" x6".
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Same as, mate
It's like a burka eye-hole on my screen
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)