Honestly, it used to bore me to tears
And sometimes I'd wake up with a sore neck.
Or maybe I was just crap at it.
EDIT, I mean wake up the day after, I never fell asleep going down on anyone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha, how bad would it be to do that?
Then again, I suppose snoring would make your head vibrate a bit...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

...and she'll never know a thinnnnggg...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

She might catch on when you bung on Can't Cook Won't Cook, and ask her to possition herself so you can see it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

My mate used to watch Matlock while he was 'with' his lady

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What a lathario !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Turns out he was gay

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

If he found out just after his relations with her, that would be double-gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

He did

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ouch
that is never good. However often you reassure them, a part of them will always believe that they turned you gay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

^This
I much preferred scissoring.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I preferred fingering
And 'imagining it was a bloke' towards the end...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Haha!
You really were a crap lesbian.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I was
No wonder she left me for a big fat emo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Fair enough
Can't help but love 69ing though!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

you're obviously selfish
;-)

it can suck when it goes on a long time and you end up with an aching jaw and tongue, but you just need to be good at it, and then that doesn't happen often
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not selfish! I was just a crap lesbian.
I get better results and less tiredness doing it to men.
Haha you said 'suck'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

it does help
if you prefer girls :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Haha I thought I did!
But I was just scared of boys.
Now I'm scared of lesbians.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

^This
Although I managed to get through two lesbian relationships before I realised it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Aw man...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It was fun
while it lasted I'm sure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Both of mine were fun at the beginning
then rapidly turned all 'mental lesbian'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

mental lesbians
are scarier than anything. All the pissed off rage of a girl, plus often extreme vegetarianism and pacifist tendancies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

hahaha
and self-harming. Bless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

If you find a Conservative lesbian though
best thing ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh realleh..?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Yes
they're usually hot, they're out and all the things one typically associates with lesbians- vegetarian, pacifist, man-hating etc, is nullified in them by the fact that they're Conservative
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I think you're swapping one set of probs for another there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

How?!
Oh you mean the Conservative thing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Well I certainly don't regret them : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)