Your genitals must be very deformed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They will be if you're let near them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

That doesn't even make sense.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
Not to you maybe.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

*raises hand*
didn't make a great deal of sense to me either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Well it makes sense to me.
That's all that matters.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I think she's trying to say that you have an enormous penis.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Nearly right.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I think she's trying to say that your penis is really A SPACESHIP! PEW PEW PEW PEW
Oh my god, bogeys are 12 o clock high! PEW PEW PEW!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I love your interjections
they always bring a smile to my face

good sig too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

She's trying to say it looks like a miniature mug-tree
Those ones you hang your jewellery on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

that was kind of what I got from it
that or that he is so attractive that it would result in arousal so extreme that deformation occurs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

RIGHT!
I meant that after he had given her a thorough seeing too, what with him being a proper sex God and all, (insert sarcasm here), her genitals would look deformed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Like the Predator's face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

COM
ED
Y

Genius.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Permission to go into convulsions?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Permission granted.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

plump and juicy and blushing pink

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Well, that's not really an insult is it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I thought you were suggesting

that chompy is some kind of renegade circumsizer, living outside the law on only his wits and raw kosher meat...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm going to the gym.
I'm wasted on you lot.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'd rather it was this ^
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

*options for BBC3*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I like it!
It'll work mannnn!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

It's time for you to take the leading role, Mr Tightly.

( thealternativefact, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Its the role of a life-time!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Oh my god, can you imagine what he'd be like?
Poncing around his lounge in a smoking jacket and cravat, calling us all 'love'...
( thealternativefact, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)

How is that different from how I live now, love?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I don't know...
I haven't made it as far as your lounge yet :(
( thealternativefact, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Maybe you should come over, then.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Totally come over!
Once we have a dining table I'll cook a lasagne - that's one of the only things I'm good at! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Hurray!
I'd love to.
And you must accept the invitation I shall be sending out shortly.
Mmmm...lasagne.
( thealternativefact, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Will do chicky
Happy times!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

LASAN-YA!!!
I'm a lasange monster. I loves the stuff. Send me some?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Would you like me to send you some in a jiffy bag?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)