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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm a girl on the internet.
Edit: I just closed the tab with /talk. Am I trapped here?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:04, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
What's your mother's maiden name?
No reason, just curious...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Thomson

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
And your date of birth?
Oh, and what was the name of your first pet, and the street you grew up on?
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)
4th July 1988
James
Carrow Road
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Right
Why do you only send people pictures of amusing signs?
Doesn't your boyfriend sometimes need something to remember you by? Like a picture of your boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I'm single
*sways*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Oh, why didn't you say
You are eligible for Real Life Stalking!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
I'm in Northampton, and greased up.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I'm just ringing National Express
Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)
bank details?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
61-17-23
23421283
4513567445128000
12/12
912
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
What's up with the spanish inquisition here?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
witch! witch!
burn her!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I don't suppose
there are any midnight tit-shots in your sent items, are there?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Plenty

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
FUCKING YESSSSSSSS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
She's lying
It's full of amusing signs
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Bugger. I thought I was really getting somewhere then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Any warning of boobs ahead?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Yeah, on my coach there is

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)
You can haz boobs?
I can haz boobs tooz
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
oh hai
A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
13/f/cali

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Awesome!!!1111 ME2 wanna meet up
pref somewhere dark wiv kno CCTV cameras LOL!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)
LOL! OK!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)
SWEET! an remembah, dont tell ur parents ur goin out or meeting me ROFLOLZZ!!!111
cu2nite
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
NO WAI!
I'm 13/m/cali!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I WILL RUIN YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Fuck off right. I'm on the phone to National Express
and if I can get a funfare, then I'lll be ruining her.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I'M RUINING HER NOW
*ruin ruin ruin ruin*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Ow.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)
YOU'RE NOW RUINED.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Should've waited for me

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Give it a few hours, it should tighten up.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)
I was just making some ham cobs for the journey as well
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Bring your ham cobs over 'ere luv!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Ta!
Can you do some of those mini toad-in-the-oles as well please?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
*double thumbs up* (in the air you pervs)
Will do mrs!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Woot

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Right now I'm off to Camden in search of clothes for
tomorrow night - better buy me a tu-tu and a black bra, gotta fit in with the locals! :D

Turroo-turrah
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Good luck missus!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:40, Reply)
A girl eh?
Schwing!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
You're nearer as well...
Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)
There's only one internet girl for me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
One internet girl
with two rather large reasons!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Yes, her personality and her sense of humour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
If they have nipples on them
Yes, those things
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
I have a feeling you're calling me shallow and superficial,
but I'll let you off because you've got a nice arse.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
It is peachy keen jelly bean
Right oft now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)
night

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)
what about her huge...tracts of land?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Still no reply I'm guessing?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:33, Reply)
Yep, she must be stuck in the snow somewhere.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)
Gutted
At least in the inevitable post-snow flooding, she'll have no buoyancy problems.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Yeah, but I'll get bored in a couple of days
and then she'll have to live with the knowledge of a missed opportunity for the rest of her life, crushing her very soul.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Ah, the life you're living
Seems like a good one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)
It's a rollercoaster ride.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:45, Reply)
maddie?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
tub?

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:09, Reply)
alright kristine

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:12, Reply)
alright katy hysteeeeeeeria

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:12, Reply)
I like them too.
Even better when there is two.
(I helped save b3ta! rgordon00, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

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