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you better have a good reason, somethign to do with crop circles or plagues of honey badgers or some shit.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Leather sofas look nice
I love the chesterfield style, I was a gnats chuff away from buying one but i'm not sure I want a sofa that costs more than my car, I would end up asking people with studs in their jeans not to sit on it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

look nice i'll grant you
but i buy pictures because they look nice. i buy sofas so my fat ass can collapse on them whislt intaking twice my daily reccommended calorie intake in front of the tv, and for that purpose they need to be COMFY, not leave a sweat patch in the shape of my asscrack on hot days, and act as a muffler/nasal silencer for my biblical flatulence.
about the ONLY good thing with leather couches is if you experience epic fail; while skinning up, it's easier to recover than off some bobbly velour monstrosity.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)

you need a pre-aged leather sofa. old beaten soft leather is nice
new slippery shiny leather is horrible

the parents of two of my mates have cream leather sofas. they are fucking peasants
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Ugh. How simply ghastly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

they really are
my parents have slightly odd taste, but at least they have taste.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

My old man is a bit of a dandy and a showoff
I was at his house during his second marriage and he came out with 'don't rock back on that chair, dear boy, it's worth more than this house'...

Hyperbole aside, you get the idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

haha
gotta love nice furniture. my Ercol coffee table is one of my prized possessions.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

How utterly beastly!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

There is a stud in my jeans...... yeah', ME !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Ok
I buy leather couches because I fucking hate cows.

Yeah you mooey bastards I'm gonna skin ya and eat ya and turn you into a foot pouf thing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

YOU ARE GRATE
I have always maintained that even if I was a vegetarian (perish the fucking thought) I would still want chickens to die. Battery farming is brilliant if it makes those beady-eyed, scratchy little fuckers suffer.


I would happily kick them to death with hobnailed boots, unpaid, all day, every day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

that's why i eat kfc
i always hear 'but they are horrible to their chickens'
i'm like 'SOLD!'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)

good news Mr Boyce
I think we have an unpaid opening in our chicken murdering division
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I feel the same way about dogs
The Koreans fucking RULE.

I have a very comfy leather couch, but I also have 2, yes, 2 Ekorness Stressless recliners. These bad boys are the comfiest fuckers in the world, nothing better than going 'stressless' after a hard days b3ta-ing.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

orly?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'm afraid so, yes.
*laces up steel toecap clodhoppers with relish*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's funny how different people feel about different animals
Kaol keeps rats and loves them. Yesterday morning I beat a rat to death (I used the arm stick from my snowman). It was stuck in the chicken wire winnie the pooh style. I hate rodents, i'm not scared of them, they just disgust me. I dont even like hamsters.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)