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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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settee
lounge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)
worst of all: 'serviette'
I really cannot stand such vulgarity.


EDIT: it is however 'sitting room', not 'living room', you ghastly oik.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)
heh
I'm so common that 'afters' was what posh people called 'pudding'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Do you call lunch dinner and supper tea?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Do you drink tea with meals,

have pansies in your front garden and call your grandmother nana?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)
yes
have no front garden

gran and nanna (pronounced nan-nar, I don't know if that's worse or better)

snob!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Winding you up...
all my grandparents are dead, I can't call them anything
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Double bastard

I may also take issue with the word toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)
bog

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)
You would be entirely correct so to do.
It is clearly 'lavatory'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)
it's called a dunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)
double U See
or shithouse

lavatory paper is called shit tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)
That makes me feel slightly sick, for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)
excellent
I love a good using the facilities phrase

draining the lizard for example. or pinching a loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)
My favourites are
I'm off to 'strangle a darkie' or 'shake hands with the unemployed'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)
siphon the python is a favourite
and ride the porcelain bus
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)
drop the jackson five off at the pool

lay a cable

crimp off a length
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

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