Right, I'm hoping for some conversation on this one, with out too much Mememmememmeme'ing.
I expect some of it, but less than the previous few threads.

I'm not quite a happy camper today, I'm not upset parsay, I'm just fed up of spending my life in a dark office while LA Fitness send another debt-collector to my door because I told them where they can stick their fucking 15 meter swimming pool, or another non-family/friend cunt asks me for some sort of IT Support in exchange for "Ooooh, yeah', you'll get lots of work through this", or some other cocksucking cunt exceeds the product brief way beyond scope and decideds once the site is down that he would like a colour-change that'll require me re-building every CSS and [image files] on the entire site, or if I want insurance on my phone and sky, yet again, really low price, Or some voice-recording phones me up yet again and tells me I've won a free holiday for a grand.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That last one drives me nuts.
How come the Telephone Preference Service lets them through? Even if you put the phone down they tie up the line for ages.

Bah! Grump.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

And if you try to speak to them, they hang up as soon as you mention anything along the lines of "What company are you?" and "You do know I've asked sevra...."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Gonz, you need to stop being so nice to people or shit like this happens dude.

You need to sellotape me to your chest, I'll tell them all to fuck off and give you money, even your mum. You know I would too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Totally have plans, for starters, I've turned on the light in my office, so I'm no longer sitting in a dark office.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

If only all of life's problems
were so easily solved.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Good answer.
I think we've fulfilled todays quota for boring meme based answers.
(TheColonel, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Yeah', I suppose that was a bit 'meme', but it was a big range of things that I think people can relate to.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)