You just know taht if polar bears did come South
Some prick would try and hug one and get eaten.

It never fails to amaze me how many people jump into the cages of bears and tigers etc at zoos and then get mauled; I just feel sorry for thr animals becasue they inveritably get shot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my money's on Terry Nutkins.
He's got form for that kind of behaviour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

yeah, bloody Otter frottager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

The clue is in the name methinks.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Johnny Morris cut his own kids out of his will
and left his house to Nutkins. I reckon they were bumming each other for years. Terry probably lost his fingers up Johnny's arse and between them they concocted the 'otters ate them' story to deflect the media's attention.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Conspiriieieie theory of the day
I'm so lost without the inbuilt FF spellcheck
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

It's a good one, isn't it?
I'm rather proud of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'm awarding you
1 (one) pat on the back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Always makes me think of:
qdb.us/56901
(bill, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

ha ha ha, those people deserve to get eaten

But the lion does not deserve to get shot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)