More snow predicted tomorrow
This will be

a) A mild inconvienience for most
b) Horrific as polar bears will migrate South and eat us all
c) Worse than that tiny tremor in Haiti, they only lost their ramshackle houses I could skid my brand new 4x4 into a wall because I am far too imcompetant to understand how 4x4s work or indeed how the general rules of the road work and for the love of god YES I need 7 seats for taking my one child to school and don't even suggest I should offer those scrotbag children across the road a lift, I saw their mother coming out of Asda the other day for heavens sake.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

(c)
definitely (c)
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I heard a great insult on a Radio 4 comedy show the other day

The character was a complete snob and complained that her cleaner was "fat and smelt of Asda".
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

You missed out.
d) Boring
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I hope the polar bears will migrate South,
as in (b), and they will selectively prey on all the fuckwits described in (c). Can polar bears be trained?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Yes
I would love to see Kaol's face if Wales was invaded by polar bears
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Has he killed any children yet?

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Nothing that's made the papers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

D) Tell everyone "I bet Ray Mears would have trouble in Southgate High Street, but not me, nope, didn't drink one drop of piss eaither".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I think Ray Mears is the only man I don't hate at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I love his shows
but for a man who lives off berries and fish, he ain't half a porker.

I was thinking of doing one of his courses as they'd be really interesting, they're about £700 though. I think I'll chance survival on my own, thanks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Fish don't live in the woods silly boy.
Edit - Oi cheeky.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Some fish do

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

That must be the furry fish with the big teeth.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Some woods have rivers in.
Also, mangroves.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I know.
I was joking.

It just sounded funny when he said fish from the woods.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I said nothing of the sort
*shifty eyes*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Now THAT is a neatly trimmed bush I conquered all by myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Needs more bark croissant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

You just know taht if polar bears did come South
Some prick would try and hug one and get eaten.

It never fails to amaze me how many people jump into the cages of bears and tigers etc at zoos and then get mauled; I just feel sorry for thr animals becasue they inveritably get shot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

my money's on Terry Nutkins.
He's got form for that kind of behaviour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

yeah, bloody Otter frottager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

The clue is in the name methinks.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Johnny Morris cut his own kids out of his will
and left his house to Nutkins. I reckon they were bumming each other for years. Terry probably lost his fingers up Johnny's arse and between them they concocted the 'otters ate them' story to deflect the media's attention.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Conspiriieieie theory of the day
I'm so lost without the inbuilt FF spellcheck
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

It's a good one, isn't it?
I'm rather proud of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'm awarding you
1 (one) pat on the back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Always makes me think of:
qdb.us/56901
(bill, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

ha ha ha, those people deserve to get eaten

But the lion does not deserve to get shot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I can't be fucking arsed with it.
I know it won't mean my house will fall down or anything like that, but I hate having to either shuffle around all terrified on the glass-like ice or totally stay in with my pyjamas on, smelling and that.

And I'm scared of dogs and scallies. Do you know how vulnerable I am to both of these when the ground is icy?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Fear
Fear of scallies = entirely understandable, but fear of (cute) dogs?

To answer TGBs original point, (c), I fear.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)