This morning I sneezed and nearly pissed myself.
I thought that was something that happened after giving birth, not in the incubation period. I was ashamed that I nearly pissed myself but proud that my pelvic muscles can still clench in the nick of time.

I have a fetus and a 10cm fibroid pressing on my bladder. Motherhood is going to be such a joy in comparison.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wrote a song about you while I was on holiday
If I have time I will record it and send it to you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Hey it's the recycle bug!
Hola!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Welcome back, Kotter

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

is it rude?
And what rhymes with crackhouseceilidhband?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

blackmouseflaileyhand

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Spakspousekruggerand/

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

She drinks beer by the *****
The boys all like her she knows how to ******
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I sneezed and nearly peed myself once
and I've never been pregnant.
I am a baglady in waiting, and no mistake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

it's a sign of not enough sex
or too much sex, or something.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

But which one???
I must know so that I can abide by the rules.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)