Bollocks
I missed by 4th B3taday. I was going to have balloons and buns and bring jelly for you all.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:40, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But now all you have
is faeces.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Jelly is unnecessary

just upset someone and wait for the wobble
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Sticky buns?
*sad face*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Would there have been cake too?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Shhh!
Why set yourself up for a fall?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You mentioned your sticky buns!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

well I missed my 6th
but do you see me starting a thread about it?

No you do not. I hijacked one of BGB's instead. Much more polite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I missed my second.
By two days.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

My 6th was two days ago.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I've missed both of mine so far
I'll just have to keep the celebrations in arrears. By the time the third one comes around there'll be so much cake that...um...I need a hilarious cake metaphor. But I've got plenty of time to think of one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

..something about MacArthur Park.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

"Oh noooooooo!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)

"I don't think that I can take it,
'cause it took so long to bake it,
Then I went and missed by b3taday agaaaaain..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)

All that sweet green icing flowing down...
...like tears in rain.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)