So I'm sat here.
Slaving away over revision for an exam that is going to absolutely own me tomorrow, and all I can hear is one of my flatmates shagging. Lovely. Thanks guys.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:14, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As a counterpart to that
I find out my exam results from before Christmas at 12.15 tomorrow. We may both need some luck here.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)

bad luck

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:30, Reply)

In my imagination
it's happening just like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmukSndM-mE
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Oh good god
*Mindbleach*
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:19, Reply)

oh you love it really
you sick fuck
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Normally I'd be sympathetic about the exam
But this is just too damn funny!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Oui
D'accord
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:06, Reply)

just one
of them is shagging?
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Then, yes.
Now I can pretty accurately predict that three others will be at it as well.

I don't know whats more depressing. The fact that I am actually genuinely going to fail this exam, or the fact that I seem to be one of the very few in this flat that isn't getting any on a regular basis.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:35, Reply)

"On a regular basis"
I'm not getting any at all.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

If it wasn't for the exam
I'd say play some ridiculously loud brutal music to put them off.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:10, Reply)

yeah
play some Black Stone Cherry. They're shite enough to put anyone off their stroke.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Have a really loud wank outside their door.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I prefer the earlier suggestion
Of playing "Grandma We Love You"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)