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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My cat proposed to me

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Was it drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Don't be daft
You can't drink cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Will it blend?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Oh man
those blenders blend anything! The iPhone one was the best
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Lies!
Have you never seen 101 Dalmatians?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I once saw 72 spaniels

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I once saw an implausabilty of Gnus

and a crash of rhinos all in one lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I would love to see a flange of baboons

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I reckon it wants a ring
on its paw before it properly lets itself go.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Yeah
and there will be hell to pay if it cost less than its best friends engagement ring
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Is anybody else imagining a cat in a leotard

dancing to Beyonce, just me, ok
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Well I am now

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)
NakedApe iz in ur brain

meddlin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)
He does not wear leotards
He is occasionally rather camp, but he's more a Noel Coward than a Noel Fielding.
When we get married he's going to wear a tie. We don't like dickie bows so he will wear a normal tie, which will have to be stapled to his chest lest it should trail the floor as he walks.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)
If only he were a tuxedo cat...
Unless he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)
You mean does he have a white bib?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

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