Bonjour
How are you all?

I'm all bunged up and not in a sexy way.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we can soon remedy that!
morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Aww thanks
Always here to help hey! :D

Alright, how's it going? How’s the oven of dreams?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

in case it wasn't clear
I meant remedy it not being sexy

good thanks. got to go to the dentist in a couple of minutes.

cooker is good. last night's dinner was fucking ace.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I thought you were offering to 'un-bung' her.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Its B3ta
No-one ever offers to un-bung... how are you my lovely?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I got that, subtle as your response was! :D
*awaits a cock in the ear*

Oooh the dentist -that's scary, just a check-up for are they doing scary things involving this noise 'BBBBRRBRRRRRRUUUUUUZZZZZZHHHHHHHH'?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I like that noise

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Its a scary noise
I fear it. *shudders*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I wish me and my dentist hadn't fallen out
I used to love going to the dentist. I need to turn this around. Maybe ask for another dentist next time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Why did you fall out?
Did you bite him?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

He just doesn't like me
Well, on the survey I completed when I first attended, there was a question where you had to rate the fear and anxiety you experience when visiting the dentist from 0-10. I answered '0'.
He didn't like this. I think they like us to be scared.
And then he tried to diddle me out of my scale and polish, which was included in my joining fee, and we had a bit of a heated conversation about it.
We just got off totally on the wrong foot and he knows I like going to the dentist, so I'm no fun to him. We're just denying each other the usual experiences and neither of us is going to cave.

I've thought about this too much.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Hahaha
You clearly have analysed this one - I think you're right though. I think its a bit of a power trip for some dentists, they like you feeling uncomfortable and scared, the bloody buggers! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I won't be happy until I get the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

naa, dentist is fine
it was the hygenist, which I go to because I have a work-paid-for dental plan. Basically I sit down, they look in my mouth, tell my teeth are awesome, polish them and then give me a big bill that I don't have to pay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

FLIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I've missed you dude!
You still off work?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Awww I missed you too! :D
I'm back in work today as I have a meeting this afternoon I need to be in... wish I didn't though. Currently both my nostrils are blocked, which isn't really a problem so long as I don't need to, you know, breathe and eat and junk! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Put a cotton bud up your nose
Not as far as your brain, obviously. But sometimes I find shoving a cotton bud with some Vaseline up there makes it loosen a bit.

And I'm good, ta!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

This is an amazing plan with only two minor drawbacks
1. I don't have any cotton buds
2. I don't have any Vaseline

*cries*

I will try this out tonight when I am home though if I'm still all stuffy - thank you.

I think I'm going to try and buy some Vicks at lunch time so I stop sounding like a mole in a crisp packet.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

DESCRIPTION OF THE DAY! ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I told DiT he sounded like a mole in a crisp packet
when he snored the other night. He just looked at me with an confused expression and asked me to make the noise... I did, it was marvellously accurate if I do say so myself.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I think it is spot-on
I don't know why or how, because I've never had the pleasure of listening to a mole in a crisp packet.
But I know it is spot-on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Ace
You'll have to investigate the sound for yourself if you ever happen across a mole.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Mole Bukkakae
Dirty girl!
EDIT: I read that as come across a mole my mistake, carry on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

i think to 'come' can be the same as to 'happen' in some circles
Bukkake circles, for example.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You put cock right in, your cock right out
in out
in out
Shake it all about!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

you do bukkake-cokey and you turn around
that's what it's all about, SPLUFF!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHH
spluffy spunky spunky
WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH
spluffy spunky spunky

Worst 8th birthday party EVA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh dear.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Yeah, it did go down hill rather rapidly

I blame Roota
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Fuck off
Mine was fucking ace
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It was all ace

but moles to bukkakae birthday parties for 8 year olds is a fairly rapid decline in taste over 4 posts!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It was
*sadface*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)

sad spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)

That's what they called me at school

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

...and I have a crisp packet to hand.
Which I usually do, to be honest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Same here
Its unusual for me to be found without crisps!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

We've just had another delivery to the office
So far I have resisted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hahaha
I still have a packet of my freebie Tyrrells in the office, they're mocking me! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)