Morning people
I had my favourite coat stolen last night and to make matters worse, wrote a really grammatically retarded status update about it on Facebook. For I am a mong.

With line breaks.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i bought a coat yesterday
and it makes me look cool. Probably. I've not written a Facebook update on it yet, though. You guys get to hear first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I feel honoured :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

What kind of coat?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Full length navy Combie
That I inherited through a couple of generations. Probably fairly expensive. I'm hoping someone just picked up the wrong one last night and takes it back, there was a plethora of big navy coats at that place.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Do you mean Crombie?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Damn my spastic hands
I do indeed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

So, you look like Captain Jack Harkness?
Saviour of Dr Who for the gay crowd.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

But gayer
According to the missus anyway.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

:(
I thought you were going to describe some arsewipe modern coat, and I could say "Shut up, at least it wasn't a Crombie!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

:(
Sadly not. Still, I had my wallet, keys and phone on my person so still got all of them. Now I'm off out for bagels :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Enjoy dude

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Sorry to hear about that.
The coat that is. We all make grammatically retarded status updates.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)