Yep, ta.
Thrice were very good in Nottingham. Nottingham itself on a Friday night is just like being in an Episode of Night Cops.

Alright?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Lordy, I could have told you that, an old flatmate was from Nottingham and he'd happily regale us with tales from its fair city when he went home for weekends
I think the best was the girl he found wandering outside his house who was so out of it that she called him daddy and started pulling his trousers down. She then vomited on him and passed out on his doorstep.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)

I wish my mum would control herself a bit better...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

alright DiT

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Alright althegeordie

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:25, Reply)

How's you?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I'm alright, ta.
Alright?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah, I'm alright
I went to see the Vicar yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Was he in tights?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

TUTU

( thealternativefact, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I've met him

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Hooray :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)

He gave me a hug
he's very small
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:39, Reply)

If he reached around then he was too close

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Excellent!
You managed to hide your heathen-ness from him, then?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Yeah
we did a run through of the vows in the church though. It was a bit scary.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:36, Reply)

You just wait til she slips your ring on.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Ooh I wonder if he'll cry

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

or laugh at the word
'ring'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

He explained that this was the point when I would take the ring
and put it on her finger, so I picked up an imaginary ring and put it on her finger, as soon as I had done that I almost burst out laughing at how carefully I had picked up the imaginary ring.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)

More likely his eyes will well up, but there will be no actual crying.
This is quite common.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Sits on hands

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Damn straight, woman.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:49, Reply)

belms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Will it be as good as when you slipped yours on me?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Better, I'll wager.
It'll not be as tight, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Don't look at the crosses and you'll be fine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)

But then I'll never be in with a chance with her again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Haha, true.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:29, Reply)

All you need is a removals van
and she's wetter than the Atlantic Ocean.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

So true. I missed my chance. Gutted.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:34, Reply)