Negotiations
so far this week I've got a shitload of extra tv channels, a V+ HD box (tv recorder thing), and better internet, for little extra money, and a mobile phone contract paying the same as I am now, with the same minutes etc. but they are also giving me a Wii and £75.

You negotiated anything good recently?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:36, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A deadline of 9.30pm tonight for my essay
unfortunately the tutor would not throw in a non-procrastination dose with it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Eh? You WANTED your tutor to give you a dose?
*genuinely puzzled*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:42, Reply)

of course
that way it would get done.

Or a dose of something else eh eh?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Eh! EH! NUDGE NUDGE!
EH!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Know what I mean
Know what I mean?
( djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:58, Reply)

renewed my breakdown cover
for £28 instead of £56 and managed to extend it to cover 2 people as well.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

that's pretty good
who are you with?

I need better breakdown stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:48, Reply)

RAC
They do an online deal for new customers plus if you buy it through a cashback site like Quidco you save loads more.

My renewal was supposed to be standard price but I mentioned good online deals with their competitors and they immediately offered to halve it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Peace in the middle east

but i left it on the bus...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Where it was mistaken for an unattended package and detonated in a controlled explosion.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I watched an episode of South Park last night
where the americans wanted to bomb heaven. it was amusing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Is there oil in heaven?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:52, Reply)

no, but Saddam is up there
making weapons of mass destruction in a chemical weapons factory disguised as a chocolate chip factory
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Heyyy, guy!
I fucking love Saddam Hussain.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:11, Reply)

KEEP HEAVEN EVIL

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Got the Nokia N900 today
The bloke in Vodafone went 'when I ask if you own a small business, say yes'. So when he asked if I owned a small business I said yes. That opened me up to their business packages, apparently.

Got 750 minutes, unlimited texts, unlimited internet and business insurance for 33 a month. The insurance is ace, unlimited claims, no excess and no questions asked. Just a new phone delivered the next day. So if I get bored I'm just gonna do keepy uppies with it and get a new one sent out.

Well happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Just looked to my left while thinking about this question
And it seems I've negotiated getting JMG's address. I have a genuine Newcastle address written on the back of an invoice (unrelated), with "JMG:" written next to it.

I have no idea how I came by this.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Do you have any idea how much this information is WORTH on the internet?!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:12, Reply)

My mind is boggling over it
It's surely not his correct address. Is it?
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:32, Reply)

ring them up in a couple of months
saying you want to stop the service. they will try to give it to you cheaper.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, Reply)

that's what I did to get a good deal the other day

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 8:58, Reply)